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The 5 Worst Places to Endure a Fart

Childish? Unnecessary? Sophomoric? No. Not at all. Listen, fart jokes are fart jokes and we’ve all heard our share but they exist for a reason – a fart is a real thing with real consequences and there are some places where farts just shouldn’t b…

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The Definitive List of Fart Euphemisms

posted 01/31/2013
by Ian Fortey

Farting. It’s the single funniest thing a person can do. Don’t Google it, don’t debate, don’t even bother trying to think of something funnier. There’s nothing. But the problem with farting, if there is one, is that it may be too funny. It’s to…

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The Morning Jolt: Hippo Fart

posted 12/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

This is a video of a hippo farting for a solid 12 seconds. Go on, try to sustain one that long.

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Things You Can Do With The Electronic Snuggie: An Owner’s Guide

posted 01/06/2011
by Luis Prada

It’s been long said that the Snuggie is a completely useless product purchased mainly by idiots that are bothered by the brisk drafts that billow in through the cracks beneath their outhouse doors as they watch marathons of The Cake Boss. But it’s …

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I Sharted Today

posted 12/02/2010
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I sharted today. There, I said it. And you know what? I sharted yesterday, too. In fact, I can’t stop sharting. I won’t go into the gory details, but during the first incident, the breech was minimal, and the clothing was salvaged. For …

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4 Attempts to Overcome the Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers

posted 11/29/2010
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So sometimes wind shoots out of your ass. It happens to the best of us. Like any system of caverns, occasionally a deep wind picks up a head of steam and makes its way to the surface bringing with it the dread perfume of yesterday’s beef st…

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Most Useless Twitter Pages: Farts.com

posted 06/28/2010
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In just a short amount of time, Twitter has become a massive, worldwide sensation. Sadly, most of the time that sensation feels like beavers building a dam in your intestinal tract. Once the old folk’s home that the mainstream media is run ou…

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Resolved Questions: Penis Fart

posted 06/17/2010
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The world is full of problems. We at Holy Taco know this, and we want to do all that we can to help. After we tried to stop global warming by giving motivational speeches to glaciers, we decided to pare down our ambitions and try to help the world …

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