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The Military Has Banned Farts: A Fart Retrospecticus

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On August 23rd, 2011 the Military Times reported the awful news that audible farting is no longer allowed for some Marines in Afghanistan. The audible fart, it seems, offends some of their Afghan hosts. No one in Afghanistan has an anus. The Marine…

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Man Gets DUI. Gives Cop The Gas Chamber.

Man Gets DUI. Gives Cop The Gas Chamber.

Drinking and driving is a really crappy thing to do. So is farting on the cop who arrested you. According to WSAZ.com: SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence go…

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