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Rush Limbaugh Once Had A Line of Extremely Ugly Neckties

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Ever since Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a slut and a prostitute, I have developed a morbid fascination with Rush’s, uh, let’s say, oeuvre; his body of work, so to speak. I’ve learned many new things about Rush, and I’ve come across many bits th…

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Mantyhose Are Real And You’re Going To Wear Them

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What are mantyhose? They’re exactly what they sound like, bro. They’re pantyhose for men. Not like gay men or trannies (though, I guess the pantyhose they were could be considered pantyhose for men.) “Mantyhose” are pantyhose…

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25 People Who Fail at Dressing Themselves

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If you’ve been in public before you’ve probably run afoul of at least one bonehead who looks like they drink varnish before getting dressed. Well, it’s an epidemic. Look at these knuckleheads.

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Your Toe Shoes Are Making Me Uncomfortable

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I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to be fashion-forward, and you’re being open minded about the type of footwear you choose, but those toe shoe things you’ve been wearing are weirding me the hell out. Yes, I realize, the ty…

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Fanny Packs: The Accessory of Choice For Militia Members

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The fanny pack is one of those accessories that must have seemed like a great idea in the pitch meeting. “It’s an A-sexual purse that doesn’t require hands!” said a D-list fashion designer. “So it’s a bookbag,” said his boss. “No,” the D-list fashi…

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Holy Taco’s Lessons In How To Be a Modern Gentleman

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World renowned fashion designer and filmmaker, Tom Ford, recently issued these five mandates for those who want to live like modern gentlemen. While we do respect Mr. Ford’s opinions and his desire to make the rest of us bourgeois, we find hi…

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Lady With 20 Inch Long Nails Claims She’s Making a Fashion Statement

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Jazz Ison Sinkfield is a disgusting wretch of a human. You’ve probably heard of her once or twice in the past couple of days. She’s the woman from Atlanta that thought it wise to grow her finger nails out to ridiculous lengths – 20 inches to be exa…

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Kenneth Cole and Twitter: A History of Insensitive Tweets

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In response to the revolutionary riots in Egypt, fashion designer Kenneth Cole thought it wise to perform a little corporate synergy, using violent riots as a backdrop to promote his clothing line via Twitter. Mere moments after the Tweet was poste…

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Mr. T Gives Fashion Advice No One Can Use

Mr. T Gives Fashion Advice No One Can Use

When we think fashion tips, we always think Mr. T before anyone else. Mr. T comes before Calvin Kline, Dolce & Gabbana, and Osh Kosh B’Gosh in our books. So when we saw this video of Mr. T giving advice on fashion, you just know we were b…

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5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

Newsflash, hotshot. You’ve got a baby on your hands. How did you get that baby? Who knows? Maybe you liberated it from a nursery? Maybe you willed it in to existence? Maybe someone just handed it to you as they screamed something about it bei…

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