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25 Fast Foods That Want You Dead

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With each passing year, fast food companies expend more effort on creating newer, crazier menu items to appeal to a diverse and sometimes completely insane customer base. Some of these things work, some will kill you if you try to eat 2.

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Taco Bell To Serve Breakfast-Like Food Stuffs

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Great news for those of you who like to drink until seven a.m.: Taco Bell is adding breakfast items to their menu! Since most Taco Bell is consumed in the wee hours of the morning, we kind of already considered their entire menu breakfast food, but…

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Five Ridiculous Fast Food Promotions

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The obesity epidemic in the U.S. doesn’t seem like it’s going to get any better any time soon. Part of that is probably because bad food keeps getting more delicious, and the other part is because it’s getting cheaper. Just in time…

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25 Fast Food Tattoos

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A tattoo is a life long commitment so if you’re considering one, make sure you put as much thought into it as these people did.

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25 Creative McDonalds Ripoffs

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The Golden Arches are one of the most easily identifiable symbols in the world, because mankind is sad like that. It’s no wonder then that, while in the Western World McDonalds will sue any restauranteur who dares have a Mc in their name som…

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5 Fun Facts About The McRib

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It’s back everyone, the sandwich you almost forgot about. Like a comfortable ex-girlfriend who was bad for you, but seems to know exactly how to push your buttons. She saunters back into your life seemingly at the very moment you had forgotte…

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Facebook Is Judging You By Your Favorite Restaurants Now

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According to a recent Mashable article, Facebook has revealed their most checked-into establishments. Starbucks, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Chili’s topped the list. So, there you have it; Facebook users love free wi-fi and so-so coffee, wings, a…

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5 Fast Fights At Fast Food Restaurants

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It’s fast food Friday here at Holy Taco! An often overlooked health risk connected to eating at fast food restaurants is violence. Over eighty-four percent of all fist fights break out in fast food joints. I made that up, but I now feel it…

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Too Much Fast Food Causes What?

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Fast food is heroic. Yesterday I read that a marathon runner was planning on training for a whole month by eating nothing but McDonalds. See what he did there? It’s like Super Size Me, only for winners instead of whiners. Suck it, Spurlock. Whi…

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America’s Ultimate Dining Experience!

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Very soon, like probably next week soon, America will change forever. I’m not talking about some radical amendment to the constitution, or a declaration of war. I’m talking about a world-altering union of two of this country’s gre…

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