Flowcharts are a good way to organize your thoughts and get a better grasp on a complex situation. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if the chick that you're about to bang is too fat...
Today, there are more overweight people than ever before, and it must be pretty difficult for them to have sex with each other. So, being the humanitarians that we are, we decided to create our own version of the Kama Sutra that caters specifically to them.
The next time some enormous tub of shit starts whining about his "thyroid gland" or his "low metabolism," hand him a Slim Suit and tell him that if he's not skinny in four hours, you're taking away all his Arby's gift cards. (I'm pretty sure that's the same thing Jenny...
As a football fan, I can relate to some of this guy's points. You waste 17 weeks of your life watching a piece of shit team that only lets you down. If you're lucky, your team wins once, maybe twice in your lifetime (screw you Pats, Steelers, Broncos,...
Nothing says, "I put mayonnaise on everything" like a good old-fashioned double chin. While an oversized sweatshirt might disguise your paunch, the double chin lets everyone know the truth about your fat-to-muscle ratio. Here are eight different kinds to keep an eye out for. 8. THE CHUNT (AKA THE CHIN GUNT,...
Fat people have a knack for being really really fat. And sometimes they get so fat that objects get caught in the folds in their fat folds. Here are five examples.
5. A Turkey Sandwich
According to an emergency room doctor: "A morbidly obese man with a large abdominal pannus (the overhanging...
Everytime Subway's Jared Fogle is on TV or at a speaking engagement, he's always holding up a pair of enormous pants to illustrate the 70 million pounds he lost. But it's too the point where that's all he does now. Yes, we get it, you used to be a great...
You know your life already sucks when you're on the run from the Feds. But you know it probably doesn't get any worse when you click on CNN.com from your hideout and see that you're also being referred to as "jowly."
Not only are you a fugitive, but you're a fatass...
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