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8 Celebrities We Liked Better When They Were Fat

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We loved the fact that there used to be overweight famous people out in the world, and we beg them all to join us back in the land of the normal and pudgy.

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Invalid Arguments Against The DASH Diet

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Fat people and people who think they’re fat keep talking about the DASH diet, so we figured it was in our best interest to find out what it was, then make fun of it accordingly. The “DASH” part of it is actually an acronym which s…

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Jessica Simpson Hates Fat People

Jessica Simpson Hates Fat People

Let’s face it; being fat sucks.  You get all sweaty when you do stuff like play basketball or stand motionless.  But now, things just got a whole lot worse for our chubby brethren. usmagazine.com reports: Jessica Simpson’s father Joe is…

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Mississippi To Fatties: No More Food For You

Mississippi To Fatties: No More Food For You

After being named “America’s Fattest State” for the second year in a row, it seems like the great big tubbies in Mississippi decided to get up off their fat asses, waddle over to their local congressman and attempt to do something…

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The 10 Best Fat People Internet Videos

The 10 Best Fat People Internet Videos

The bigger they come, the more hilarious they fall. 10. Fat Girl on Dirtbike It’s not every day you get to see a great big fat person take a slow-motion tumble over the front of a fast-moving dirtbike. Unless you live in Des Moines. Fat Girl O…

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