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In The War of Fear of Exercise Vs. Fear of Getting Fat, Fear of Exercise Wins Every time

Science people out there are always doing all sorts of science stuff to makes us know more about stuff. Clearly, judging by the previous sentence, none of their hard work has made an impression on me. But that’s the wonder of science: sometimes, al…

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This Dude Has Wings

posted 11/30/2011
by Ian Fortey

Our friends over at TruTV have this story up about the former world’s fattest man wanting the government to pay for cosmetic surgery but good lord, am I wrong? He has wing flaps. Look at that shit! Someone needs to pay to fix that, if not …

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As Americans Get Fatter, Our Ability To Care Lowers

posted 11/28/2011
by Luis Prada

Remember back in 1990 when you were just coming out of your Andrew McCarthy phase, you always bumped your Deee-Lite cassette tape, completely wearing out the section of tape that held “Grove Is In The Heart”, and you weighed an average of 180 pound…

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25 Shameful Halloween Costumes for the Husky Gentleman

posted 10/03/2011
by Ian Fortey

Welcome to October! There’s no time like the present to start planning your Halloween costume, lest you be forced into a toilet paper Mummy at the last minute again. And if you’re a man who has to shop at the big and tall store, there…

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25 Big’uns on Bikes

posted 03/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

This was originally conceived of as a gallery of ladies playing billiards. How it evolved into this only Jose Cuervo knows.

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12 Wrestlers Who Taught Us the Importance of Fat

posted 01/21/2011
by Ian Fortey

Much is made these days of America’s problem with butter. Didn’t know we had a problem with butter? We do. And bacon, and fudge and sandwiches that replace bread with cheese-filled sausage patties. It’s a broken record in the media and we all g…

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What’s The Thing Between This Guy’s Legs?

posted 01/07/2011
by Luis Prada

Meet Paul Mason. Paul used to be the world’s fattest man. He’s not anymore, but he’s still fat enough for me to look at this photo and think, “Where’s Paul in this picture? I only see a large beanbag chair sitting on top of a bigger chair. This isn…

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Holy Taco Helps Donna Simpson Become the World’s Fattest Woman

posted 12/29/2010
by Ian Fortey

In the last few years, weight has become a touchy subject. Like sexuality, race and penchant for buggery, it’s a subject that used to be open grounds for mockery but now, as times change, it is not. But unlike race and sexuality which are not cho…

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How to be a Party Animal

posted 07/14/2010
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We’re in the thick of summer and that means it’s party time. You better be in the bag, at poolside with an awesome 80’s soundtrack blaring as you try to pretend your dead boss is still alive while you read this. Partay! If you w…

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Analysis of Terror: I Need a BBW

posted 06/24/2010
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Today seems to be a fat day on Holy Taco, so it’s appropriate that this video is buzzing on the internet right now amongst the sorts of people who produce and then send this video to others who will watch while experiencing mild discomfort unt…

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25 Truffle Shuffles

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The Truffle Shuffle helped make the Goonies into the cultural phenomenon it was and is. The movie turned 25 this year, so let’s celebrate with the exploitation of fat people.

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In The War of Fear of Exercise Vs. Fear of Getting Fat, Fear of Exercise Wins Every time

This Dude Has Wings

As Americans Get Fatter, Our Ability To Care Lowers

25 Shameful Halloween Costumes for the Husky Gentleman

25 Big’uns on Bikes

12 Wrestlers Who Taught Us the Importance of Fat

What’s The Thing Between This Guy’s Legs?

Holy Taco Helps Donna Simpson Become the World’s Fattest Woman

How to be a Party Animal

Analysis of Terror: I Need a BBW

25 Truffle Shuffles

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