Flowcharts are a good way to organize your thoughts and get a better grasp on a complex situation. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if the chick that you're about to bang is too fat...
If you have to mow a lawn this weekend, take a page out of this ingenius woman's book and make sure you don't tire yourself out with all that fat-burning exercise while you mow. It's very easy.
Step 1: Be a fatass.
Step 2: Get a Rascal.
Step 3: Lose all your integrity.
Step...
Uh-oh. It looks like someone has put on a few "my-ex-boyfriend-Ryan-Reynolds-is-now-engaged-to-Scarlett-Johannson" pounds. But, honestly, I saw this coming a while ago. After seeing her in concert a few months back, I noticed the lyrics to her hit song "Ironic" seemed a little different than the original. I got a copy...
So, apparently Kevin Federline has become fat. And since previous to this he was a piece of shit, he's now officially become the very catchy "Fat Piece Of Shit." Usmagazine.com reports:
Kevin Federline appeared to have packed on the pounds after hitting a Los Angeles Golf Course Friday.
But his ex Shar...
Ex fatty fats Mike Huckabee showed a true pledge of support for his currently fatty fats sons in the Huckabee Family Christmas Card this year. Every good tailor knows that if you and Grimace share the same body type, then you may want to pack your wardrobe with vertical stripes...
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