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Ten Reasons Justin Bieber Is Not The Father

Ten Reasons Justin Bieber Is Not The Father

Oh my word, Biebys have in Biebys! what’s this world coming to?! Just Bieber, a young father? That’d be sad. He’s far too young and too successful to go and do something stupid like have a baby. He is, however rich and famous, and…

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Modern Nostalgia: Excessive Download Times For Little Reward

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There used to be a time when downloading a single song was like waiting for your father to finally crack and give you a hug. The shit felt like it was never going to happen. But then, it did. It happened. You waited what felt like years for that d…

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Replace Your Absent Father With a Poster

Replace Your Absent Father With a Poster

Is little Johnny sad that daddy won’t be home anymore due to his excessive drinking and proclivity for banging hookers in the basement? Does he need a male role model in his life? If this describes your familial situation, then don’t b…

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A Letter To My Future Son

A Letter To My Future Son

  Hello, Son. Gosh, it feels good to say that. SON. Wow, it just feels so…warm, I guess. Anyway, I just want to start off by saying that I love you. Even though I may not be around to raise you, teach you life lessons, guide you through…

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Resolved Questions: Incest Is A Dish Best Served Cold

Resolved Questions: Incest Is A Dish Best Served Cold

Today’s question from to us from Yahoo! Answers user (no name supplied). This random person with no name asks:

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Terrible Fathers: A Gallery

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Sunday is Father’s Day; the one day of the year that you’re required to celebrate how great your dad is.  Just in case you need a little motivation, we decided to remind you how of good your dad is by paying tribute to the really te…

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Is This A Gateway Commercial Or A PSA For Pedophilia?

Is This A Gateway Commercial Or A PSA For Pedophilia?

  I’m not sure which computer commercial metaphor is worse: On one hand, we have the current metaphor used int he Apple commerials where a fat guy says, "I’m a big dumb fat guy, don’t buy the computer that’s like m…

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Clay Aiken Has Fathered a Child. Hell Has Frozen

Clay Aiken Has Fathered a Child.  Hell Has Frozen

A couple weeks ago I was grabbing lunch and a homeless dude came running up to me and said “End of the world’s coming.  Look for the  signs!  It’s comin and big ass ants are gonna eat your life, brother.”  I nodded and casua…

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