Ahh. The noble turd. Unloved. Overlooked. Shunted aside like so much shit. The turd is ever a stalwart companion in our vulgar lexicon. Not so robust as shit, not so juvenile as poop. Not as scholarly as feces or fecund as excrement. It is, …
Is that gold you’re looking at, or feces? If you’re wondering why I ask, it’s because a man from Ireland tried smelting his sh*t into gold and selling it for millions. The end result? A burned down apartment and jail time. At …