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How to Write a Black Eyed Peas Song

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So you’ve decided to trade your soul in for something closer to high-fructose pudding and dick cheese, good for you. The vacuous suckhole of the entertainment industry is bottomless so don’t worry about being late to the party, there&r…

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Fergie Shows The Children A Good Time

Fergie Shows The Children A Good Time

What better place to pull out your best onstage whorin’ moves than on the Today Show at nine o’clock in the morning…in front of 25 six-year-olds. The look of shame on the young girl in the white and blue jacket at the :29 second m…

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Taco Belle: Fergie’s Better Side

Taco Belle: Fergie’s Better Side

You’re going to have to take my word for it that these photos are of Fergie. I can’t really stand looking at her front (I’m not a fan of “methface”) but I have to admit that her backside looks pretty good. So, I say we…

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Fergie Still Doesn’t Understand Pants

Fergie Still Doesn’t Understand Pants

Pants can be a very difficult thing to deal with. You have to get them over BOTH of your legs. You have to snap, or possibly even button, the top. And there’s always the whole zipper thing to deal with. It’s quite a complicated process …

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