May 21st, 2008 | 06:59
What better place to pull out your best onstage whorin’ moves than on the Today Show at nine o’clock in the morning…in front of 25 six-year-olds. The look of shame on the young girl in the white and blue jacket at the :29 second mark really says it all. I’m assuming after the show she had a few questions for her mom. I’m pretty sure this is how their conversation went:
Little Girl: Why did the STD lady make baby Jesus cry?
Mom: Well, do you know what methamphetamine is?
Little Girl: Metham…whatamine?
Mom: Methamphetamine. It’s a drug that makes people forget where they are and do crazy things like give make-believe mouth sex to tubby guitarists onstage during a family program.
Little Girl: Is that why she also has “trailer park face”?
Mom: Now you’re learning! You make me so proud!
Little Girl: Then why do I still feel empty inside.
Mom: That’s because the trailer-park-STD-meth lady just took away some of your innocence. And the bad news is, you’ll never ever get it back.
Little Girl: [Crying]
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April 22nd, 2008 | 04:33
You’re going to have to take my word for it that these photos are of Fergie. I can’t really stand looking at her front (I’m not a fan of “methface”) but I have to admit that her backside looks pretty good. So, I say we all enjoy these photos until she ends up with “methass.”
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January 21st, 2008 | 11:33
Pants can be a very difficult thing to deal with. You have to get them over BOTH of your legs. You have to snap, or possibly even button, the top. And there’s always the whole zipper thing to deal with. It’s quite a complicated process if you think about it. Fergie almost pulled off the pants trifecta, but she forgot the zipper while performing in New Zealand yesterday. But pants have always been a difficult struggle for the whitest black eyed pea. A couple years ago, she forgot that you were supposed to take your pants off before taking an enormous piss. Who could forget this wonderful photo.
It’s so sad to see someone struggle with the same piece of clothing that my 2 year old nephew has mastered. More photos of her zipper slip after the jump.
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