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Why You Should Never Chase a Wild Turkey

This article is in no way about the booze that was very astutely named after one of nature’s most terrible monsters, the turkey. Farm raised turkeys seemed like scrotum-necked dullards but a wild turkey is some kind of heinous, devil-gobbler.

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How to Fight a Holy Man in 3 Easy Steps

posted 08/21/2012
by Ian Fortey

So, you’ve decided to take a harbinger of a Lord to task (which Lord? Doesn’t matter), good for you. For far too long the envoys of the various holy orders around the world have been getting pretty uppity, haven’t they? With their circumcisions a…

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Catwoman vs Ozzy — Yes, You Read Right

posted 02/03/2012
by admin

Our friends at Filmdrunk give us the rundown on one of the greatest hollywood brawsl ever!

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

posted 08/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

Ever wanted to beat up a 6 year old? Sure ya have.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day: Kickboxer vs Marine

posted 06/16/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day: Kickboxer vs Marine

You can pretty much guess the ending of this right from the beginning, but it’s still fun to watch. USA! USA!

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The Food of Hate: 6 People who Turned Food into Weapons

posted 05/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Food of Hate: 6 People who Turned Food into Weapons

You know what’s funny? Beating people with sausages and stuff. Wish I knew why.

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The Day I Got My Ass Kicked by Bonhomme

posted 02/09/2011
by Ian Fortey

Montreal, Quebec is an awesome town if you can get past the French. Most people discount French Canadians out of hand simply because what could they possibly have to offer the world besides baguettes and women who refuse to groom themselves with a…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 01/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

We’re not sure if this is real or the angry outtakes from am amateur porno, but we had our money on the ginger from the beginning and the judges ruled he won 10-9 in each round against the shitty tattooed doughboy.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 01/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

Hillbilly Attacks News Cameraman With A Stick – Watch more Funny Videos When hillbilly’s attack!

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Every Day Excuses for Assaulting Average Citizens

posted 10/07/2010
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So you’ve decided you’ve had enough of other people’s crap. Good for you! It’s true, most people are terrible and need to be put in their place. But does anyone ever do it? Rarely. Sure, once in a while, a bus river sna…

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I Really Want To Find A Suitcase Full Of Money

posted 09/22/2010
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As we grow up we are indoctrinated with the idea that we need a life plan, two life plans, in fact. One major career goal and one backup in-case the first one doesn’t work out. I went thought many major career goals as I grew:&nb…

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Why You Should Never Chase a Wild Turkey

How to Fight a Holy Man in 3 Easy Steps

Catwoman vs Ozzy — Yes, You Read Right

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day: Kickboxer vs Marine

The Food of Hate: 6 People who Turned Food into Weapons

The Day I Got My Ass Kicked by Bonhomme

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Every Day Excuses for Assaulting Average Citizens

I Really Want To Find A Suitcase Full Of Money

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