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Why You Should Never Chase a Wild Turkey

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This article is in no way about the booze that was very astutely named after one of nature’s most terrible monsters, the turkey. Farm raised turkeys seemed like scrotum-necked dullards but a wild turkey is some kind of heinous, devil-gobbler.

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How to Destroy Your Enemies

How to Destroy Your Enemies

If you’re reading comedy articles on the internet, chances are you have a lot of ambition but very little follow through, much like our staff. Somehow the internet is as far as you ever get, but what you really want is to be at the Playboy m…

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25 Awesome Courtroom Brawl Videos

25 Awesome Courtroom Brawl Videos

  Being in court sucks. Even if you’re not the one with your freedom on the line, it can be a taxing experience. So it’s no surprise that sometimes the tension of a courtroom can erupt in violence. Here are 25 videos of courtroom v…

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The World’s Most Badass Stewardess

The World’s Most Badass Stewardess

Right off, let me apologize/explain the use of “stewardess” in the title. I am fully aware of and appreciate that “flight attendant” is a more preferred nomenclature being both gender neutral and less patronizing. I am also…

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25 Pillow Fight Videos

25 Pillow Fight Videos

25 Catfight Videos

25 Catfight Videos

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!   Pole Dance Cat Fight – Watch more Funny Videos

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FISTS OF FURY: THE 5 DIRTIEST PLACES TO LAND A PUNCH

FISTS OF FURY:  THE 5 DIRTIEST PLACES TO LAND A PUNCH

This here be  guest article by Brendan McGinley.  Let’s get ready to rumble. A good rule of thumb for most of us who aren’t already affiliated with the UFC is to never get in a fight. No one attacks another human being to spre…

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The Long, Sturdy Arm of the Law

The Long, Sturdy Arm of the Law

Cop Punches Woman After Jaywalking – Watch more Funny Videos

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The Iron Fist of Congress

The Iron Fist of Congress

Congressman Bob Etheridge Assaults Student – Watch more Funny Videos

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Never Touch a Mexican Wrestler’s Mask

Never Touch a Mexican Wrestler’s Mask

Mexican Wrestler Punches Fan In The Face – Watch more Funny Videos

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4 Ways to Destroy a Sucka MC (When You’re Trapped in an Elevator)

4 Ways to Destroy a Sucka MC (When You’re Trapped in an Elevator)

We’ve all been there before, riding an elevator up to a meeting with the President of Awesome or Mayor McCheese or whatever and maybe on the second floor this shady miscreant gets on but because society doesn’t allow us to even make eye…

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5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

Newsflash, hotshot. You’ve got a baby on your hands. How did you get that baby? Who knows? Maybe you liberated it from a nursery? Maybe you willed it in to existence? Maybe someone just handed it to you as they screamed something about it bei…

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