This article is in no way about the booze that was very astutely named after one of nature’s most terrible monsters, the turkey. Farm raised turkeys seemed like scrotum-necked dullards but a wild turkey is some kind of heinous, devil-gobbler.
If you’re reading comedy articles on the internet, chances are you have a lot of ambition but very little follow through, much like our staff. Somehow the internet is as far as you ever get, but what you really want is to be at the Playboy m…
Being in court sucks. Even if you’re not the one with your freedom on the line, it can be a taxing experience. So it’s no surprise that sometimes the tension of a courtroom can erupt in violence. Here are 25 videos of courtroom v…
Right off, let me apologize/explain the use of “stewardess” in the title. I am fully aware of and appreciate that “flight attendant” is a more preferred nomenclature being both gender neutral and less patronizing. I am also…
This here be guest article by Brendan McGinley. Let’s get ready to rumble.
A good rule of thumb for most of us who aren’t already affiliated with the UFC is to never get in a fight. No one attacks another human being to spre…
We’ve all been there before, riding an elevator up to a meeting with the President of Awesome or Mayor McCheese or whatever and maybe on the second floor this shady miscreant gets on but because society doesn’t allow us to even make eye…
Newsflash, hotshot. You’ve got a baby on your hands. How did you get that baby? Who knows? Maybe you liberated it from a nursery? Maybe you willed it in to existence? Maybe someone just handed it to you as they screamed something about it bei…