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Why You Should Never Chase a Wild Turkey

This article is in no way about the booze that was very astutely named after one of nature’s most terrible monsters, the turkey. Farm raised turkeys seemed like scrotum-necked dullards but a wild turkey is some kind of heinous, devil-gobbler.

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Kangaroos: Australian For Deer

posted 08/25/2009
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We’ve never really noticed it before, but Kangaroos are like weird, bizarro world deer that can stand upright, box and carry their young around in a slimy pouch on their stomach. But then again, Australians are like weird bizarro world…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Gremlins vs. Ewoks

posted 07/31/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if an army of Gremlins could defeat an army of Ewoks. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: …

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Some Toxic Avenger Sunday Awesomeness

posted 07/26/2009
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This Toxic Avenger clip is a pretty good illustration of why Troma Films is so awesome: Troma bad guys don’t just rob diners; they rape girls, too. Blind girls. And they kill the blind rape victim’s seeing eye d…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight the Foot Clan, or Cobra Kai?

posted 07/24/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if we would rather fight the Foot Clan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the Cobra Kai Dojo from Karate Kid. Here’s…

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Drunken Argument: A Grizzly Bear, or Rosie O’Donnell?

posted 07/10/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like "Bone N’ Battle" scenarios. A Bone N’ Battle is when you engage in sexual intercourse with something, an…

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Cheerleader Fight!

posted 06/20/2009
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There are a number of important lessons to remember if you ever find yourself wrestling a cheerleader: First, be sure to spread your legs and bend over as much as possible. Secondly, badass MMA fighting moves will give you a deci…

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Man (with bat) vs. Wild

posted 06/09/2009
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Leah Dizon Is HOT (GorillaMask) Sidewinder Boobs Rock (Coed) 5 Animals That Outwitted Humans (Cracked) Retarded Signs Gallery (IAmBored) The Anti-Binge Drinking Video (DrunkenStepfather) This Weeks Click-A-Chick (B…

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Being a Bully Seems Awesome

posted 05/22/2009
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Hayden Panettiere is Still Wearing a Bikini (drunkenstepfather) Bikini Chick vs. Slide (EJB) A Slightly Less Awkward Sasha Grey Interview (askmen) Also, Sasha Grey is HOT (gorillamask) For Memorial Day: 10 Greatest War Mo…

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