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5 People I’d Like to Lose a Fight To

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There are some people in the world that you’d like to square off against, not out of anger or malice, but out of respect and wonder. People you want to challenge because you respect who they are and what they can do and you know you won’t even defe…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Van Halen and AC/DC?

Drunken Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Van Halen and AC/DC?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like who would win in a fist fight: Van Halen, or AC/DC? Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time:   Drunk…

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Kangaroos: Australian For Deer

Kangaroos: Australian For Deer

  We’ve never really noticed it before, but Kangaroos are like weird, bizarro world deer that can stand upright, box and carry their young around in a slimy pouch on their stomach. But then again, Australians are like weird bizarro world…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Gremlins vs. Ewoks

Drunken Argument Friday: Gremlins vs. Ewoks

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if an army of Gremlins could defeat an army of Ewoks. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time:  …

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Some Toxic Avenger Sunday Awesomeness

Some Toxic Avenger Sunday Awesomeness

   This Toxic Avenger clip is a pretty good illustration of why Troma Films is so awesome: Troma bad guys don’t just rob diners; they rape girls, too.  Blind girls.  And they kill the blind rape victim’s seeing eye d…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight the Foot Clan, or Cobra Kai?

Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight the Foot Clan, or Cobra Kai?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if we would rather fight the Foot Clan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the Cobra Kai Dojo from Karate Kid.  Here’s…

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Drunken Argument: A Grizzly Bear, or Rosie O’Donnell?

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  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like "Bone N’ Battle" scenarios.  A Bone N’ Battle is when you engage in sexual intercourse with something, an…

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Cheerleader Fight!

Cheerleader Fight!

  There are a number of important lessons to remember if you ever find yourself wrestling a cheerleader:  First, be sure to spread your legs and bend over as much as possible.  Secondly, badass MMA fighting moves will give you a deci…

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Man (with bat) vs. Wild

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Leah Dizon Is HOT (GorillaMask)   Sidewinder Boobs Rock (Coed)   5 Animals That Outwitted Humans (Cracked)   Retarded Signs Gallery (IAmBored)   The Anti-Binge Drinking Video (DrunkenStepfather)   This Weeks Click-A-Chick (B…

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Being a Bully Seems Awesome

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Hayden Panettiere is Still Wearing a Bikini (drunkenstepfather)   Bikini Chick vs. Slide (EJB)   A Slightly Less Awkward Sasha Grey Interview (askmen)   Also, Sasha Grey is HOT (gorillamask)   For Memorial Day: 10 Greatest War Mo…

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Put Up Yer Dukes!

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Hot Chick + Blunt Weapon = Good Time

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