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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: July 19th

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God knows how Despicable Me 2 won the box office 2 weeks in a row. I’m sure it’s great and all, but come on – Pacific Rim is giant robots fighting giant aliens. Whatever, this week is probably going to red 2, but maybe RIPD. I’m going to see the …

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov. 9th

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Last week Wreck-it Ralph wrecked the box office and I actually saw it. Yes, I went to see a children’s movie, I am enlightened. But it had John C Reilly and Sarah Silverman so I assumed it would be good, and it wasn’t bad actually. I’m pleased wi…

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 19th

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The only thing you need to know about last week is how poorly Here Comes the Boom did, which is at it should be, because that movie must obviously suck. Kevin James is funny in the way being shot but not fatally is funny. This week another stalwar…

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Classic Taco – If Movie Posters Were Honest

Classic Taco – If Movie Posters Were Honest

Movie poster honesty never goes out of style, as exemplified by this classic Taco article. We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies po…

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10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

They say youth is wasted on the young. That may be so, but as I’m about to demonstrate, porn is definitely wasted on the old. I’ve got nothing against old people. In fact, I prefer their company to people my own age. But when it comes t…

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7 Bill Clinton Cameos We’d Like to See (Besides ‘The Hangover Part II’)

7 Bill Clinton Cameos We’d Like to See (Besides ‘The Hangover Part II’)

Screen Junkies is reporting that former President Bill Clinton has filmed a cameo for The Hangover Part II. It’s not everyday that a raunchy comedy lands an ex-president in its cast. But perhaps Clinton’s appearance will start a trend. …

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Morgan Freeman is Everywhere!

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The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

Holiday movies are consistently filled with Christmas imagery, uplifting stories, and hot babes.  You have to be careful though, because the babes in holiday movies always have some faults. We’ve outlined the pros and cons of some of the …

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5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24

5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24

We here at Holy Taco had older brothers, so we basically grew up watching horror movies (and getting the ass beat out of us) on a regular basis. But, after re-watching some of those classic horror movies when we got a little older, we saw them in a…

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An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

Back to the Future: Part 1 is one of my all-time favorite movies of all time.  Sure, it’s ripe with paradox and fallacies of logic, but somehow these elements seem to make the movie even better, and that’s exactly why it’s suc…

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Venn Diagrams of Popular Movies and Their Black Counterparts

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A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell   People are always finding ways to make things more accessible to their particular culture.  Take the taco, for example: Hispanic cultures have been eating delicious tacos for a long t…

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