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5 Things Stuck in a Very Sensitive Place

So we were all set to post a very timely and scholarly article about Living Social and their 50% off deal at Whole Foods (just playing, I looked that up on Trends. I thought Living Social was an app on Facebook where you water pretend plants and h…

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25 Pictures of How Sharks Spend Their Day

posted 07/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

You may have heard this past week a 6 year old girl was attacked by a shark and survived to not only tell the tale but forgive the shark and decide she still wants to swim in the ocean – that’s how you man up, little girl. And in honor…

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Planking: The Fad For Tools

posted 05/17/2011
by Luis Prada

Have you heard of Planking? Of course you haven’t, because there’s a very good chance you weren’t bludgeoned over the head with steel rods by a pack of feral douchbags. Planking is a new “craze” that’s sweeping…somewhere. Possibly nowhere. Planking…

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The 10 Most Exciting Alternate Uses for a Fleshlight

posted 09/27/2010
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In my capacity as a website editor, I’m sometimes offered products that the makers would like me to promote. Often I will turn down these offers because I can’t think of any way to spin duvet covers into an interesting article. But on…

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Fish Punchers!

posted 01/04/2010
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If there’s one thing we can get behind, it’s punching a fish in the face! And no one knows fish punching better than the guys over at Team Tiger Awesome! 25 Hot Girls In Jerseys (TotalProSports) How To Dress Like A V…

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Even More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

posted 10/15/2009
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25 Hot Girls Fishing

posted 09/01/2009
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Summer is upon us, and there’s no better time for women to go out, cast a line, and finally catch something other than crabs.

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What Her Pet Really Says About Her

posted 07/20/2009
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You can learn a lot about a girl by what kind of pet she has. Whether it’s a dog, a parrot, or a goldfish, her pet sends a particular message, but what she thinks it says and what it actually says can be vastly different. Here̵…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Mermaid with a Fish Lower-body, or Upper-body?

posted 06/19/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if it would be more awesome to get it on with a mermaid that has a fish lower-body, or a fish upper-body. Here’s what it…

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