Five Lies – Holytaco

Lies I’ve Told On Valentine’s Day

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by Jim Tews

Valentine’s Day is a day for proving your love to those you’re romantically involved with. It’s also a day full of reasons to lie to people! There’s like a million opportunities to lie to people on Valentine’s Day. You…

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Five Lies I’ve Told While Being Unemployed

posted 02/10/2012
by Jim Tews

Look at you, walking around all jobless and what not. It’s pathetic! You’re probably feeling like garbage, if you’re being honest with yourself. Well, there’s a simple solution to that problem: Stop being so honest with your…

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Five Lies To Tell About Your Non-Existent Tattoos

posted 01/30/2012
by Jim Tews

photo via buzznet.com It’s really easy to make up great lies about things people can’t see. Like your tattoos. Unless they’re visible, what kind you have, where they’re placed and what they’re of is anybody’s gue…

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Five Lies I’ve Told To People On Airplanes

posted 01/10/2012
by Jim Tews

Airports are pretty boring. They’re basically overpriced shopping malls that subject imprisoned travelers to super expensive cinnamon buns, popular books by unpopular people and really awful souvenirs. Airports are also full of people, someti…

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Five Lies I’ve Told My Student Loan Officer

posted 01/04/2012
by Jim Tews

For most of us, going to college required borrowing money from the government, or a large bank, or some combo of the two. When you get yourself into college, no matter how good or bad it is, at some point, they start asking you how you’re goi…

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