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25 Sex Toy Names We Really Need

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Fleshlight is a finely named product, as are Rub My Duckies and Butt plugs, because they are plugs for your butt and that seems an accurate moniker. But if you have to name sex toys, you may as well have some fun with it.

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The Fleshlight Box Incident: Christmas Time

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Grandma called again since it’s Christmas. Here it is for your enjoyment.

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The Fleshlight Box Incident

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Not so long ago, the good people at Fleshlight got a hold of me and asked me if I’d like to review one of their newest products, the Alexis Texas Fleshlight, because I’m a journalist who reviews wang sleeves and then shares the results with you, my …

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6 Depressing Home Made Sex Toys

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Our good friends at Fleshlight are kind enough to send us disembodied vaginas on a semi-regular basis that we can either try or put googly eyes on, on a case by case basis. But the Fleshlight is also pretty much the pinnacle of the affordable, mode…

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Fleshlight Releases Four Fake Vaginas Inspired By Movie Monsters, Just In Time For Halloween

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  Are you tired of having lonely sex with the same old rubber replica of a human female’s vagina? Do you feel your sexual appetite has evolved pasted the anatomical limitations of the human body? Would you like to f*ck a cyborg’s poon? Who wou…

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Five Signs That the Future Is Now

Five Signs That the Future Is Now

As a boy, I used to sit and ponder the future, and all the technological marvels that were in store. Well my friends, the future is now. With the exception of space travel and hover cars, we might as well be living in a god-damed “Jetsons epi…

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Your Product is Screwed Up: Holy Taco Improves 5 Companies

Your Product is Screwed Up:  Holy Taco Improves 5 Companies

A 12 year old kid in San Jose just made $3,000 by discovering a security flaw in Firefox and telling the folks over at Mozilla about it. Mozilla was all “damn, thanks” and sent him a check for his troubles. If you read this story in t…

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The 10 Most Exciting Alternate Uses for a Fleshlight

The 10 Most Exciting Alternate Uses for a Fleshlight

In my capacity as a website editor, I’m sometimes offered products that the makers would like me to promote. Often I will turn down these offers because I can’t think of any way to spin duvet covers into an interesting article. But on…

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