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Flowchart to Determine What Kind of Moustache You Should Grow

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It’s midway through October and that means one thing, we love you. No wait, it means that November is almost upon us and that, in turn, means Movember is almost upon us. As proud partners of Movember, we’re on board with this and want…

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Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

When you’re out on a date, it’s hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex.  With that in mind, we’ve created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to ha…

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Flowchart to Determine Which GOP Candidate to Support

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The race to pick a GOP candidate continues to heat up and by heat up we mean there’s lots of crazy bastards saying and doing crazy shit. With all that lunacy going on, how are you to know who to pick? We’re here to help!

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A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

Super Bowl XLV is upon us, and so is another Holy Taco flowchart. This year, the Green Bay Packers take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. But if you’re not a fan of either team, it can be hard to give a damn. Don’t worry. We’re here to …

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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Watch ‘The Twilight Saga’ or ‘The Walking Dead’

A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Watch ‘The Twilight Saga’ or ‘The Walking Dead’

Vampires are popular. Zombies are popular. But which type of monster is right for you? Find out for yourself with this handy flowchart designed to determine if you should watch The Twilight Saga or "The Walking Dead." Enjoy. Enter the Post…

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A Flowchart to Determine Which Party You Will Vote for In the Next Election

A Flowchart to Determine Which Party You Will Vote for In the Next Election

The midterm election is only a few weeks away, and many people claim they are still undecided on how they will vote. These people are filthy liars. Deep down, you all know what you’re going to do, so don’t waste our time. Just take a l…

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Flow Chart to Determine if Your Are a Sex Addict

Flow Chart to Determine if Your Are a Sex Addict

Flowchart to Determine If Your Girlfriend is a Post Op Tranny

Flowchart to Determine If Your Girlfriend is a Post Op Tranny

Don’t you hate it when your girlfriend can pick up a basketball in one hand and occassionally scratches your face with her beard?  There’s a chance all may not be as it seems.  Lucky for you we created this handy flowchart to d…

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A Flowchart for Dealing With California Earthquakes

A Flowchart for Dealing With California Earthquakes

Earlier today, the Los Angeles area was ROCKED by a magnitude 3.6 earthquake.  Alright, maybe rocked is pushing it a bit.  For California, a 3.6 is kind of like someone farting at the dinner table.  It won’t stop the meal, but i…

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A Flowchart to Determine What Game Show You Should Go On

A Flowchart to Determine What Game Show You Should Go On

Are you broke as hell? Don’t panic! It’s not like you have to rush out and get a job or anything. You can just win some money on a game show! To increase your chances of success, we’ve created this flowchart to help you determine w…

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Flowchart to Determine if Barack Obama is a U.S. Citizen

Flowchart to Determine if Barack Obama is a U.S. Citizen

There’s been a flare up in the "Obama is Really a Secret Terrorist, Right Guys?" community lately, as some people are now claiming that Obama’s Social Security Number is fraudulent.  Unfortunately, nobody can provide hard …

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