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Flowchart to Determine What Kind of Moustache You Should Grow

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It’s midway through October and that means one thing, we love you. No wait, it means that November is almost upon us and that, in turn, means Movember is almost upon us. As proud partners of Movember, we’re on board with this and want…

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Flowchart to Determine If You Would Survive in a Vampire World

Flowchart to Determine If You Would Survive in a Vampire World

Daybreakers comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray tomorrow. That’s the movie where everyone’s a vampire and they bottle blood to keep the peace, but then Ethan Hawke realizes that they’re running out of blood and has to save humanity. If yo…

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A Flowchart to Determine if The Baby is Yours

A Flowchart to Determine if The Baby is Yours

Trying to figure out if you’re the father of someone’s baby can be a complicated and confusing process, but flowcharts are a good tool for organizing your thoughts and coming to a logical conclusion. Here’s a helpful flowchart to h…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Are “Gangsta”

A Flowchart to Determine If You Are “Gangsta”

It’s getting harder and harder these days to figure out if you’re Gansta. What does it take to be Gangsta in 2010? Is rolling down the street and smoking indo while sipping on gin n’ juice really enough these days? Do you have to d…

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Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Flowchart for Losing Your Virginity

Based on our comments section, we’re pretty certain that the majority of our readers are under the age of 15, and that means that a few of you might be losing your virginity soon.  Your first trip to Tunatown can be stressful and confusin…

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A Flowchart to Determine How Your Valentine’s Day Will End

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For many people, Valentine’s Day is the most confusing day of the year.  We stress about what gifts to buy and how much money to spend, because we know that if we screw anything up, there’s a chance that we might not have sex that n…

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A Flowchart to Determine if You Should Go On Vacation

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Vacations are a great way to escape the stress of daily life.  Unfortunately, you can’t go on vacation whenever you want, but sometimes it’s difficult to determine whether or not it’s a good time to get out of town. That’…

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Flowchart to Determine if You’re a Douchebag

Flowchart to Determine if You’re a Douchebag

It seems like you can’t go anywhere these days without being completely surrounded by douchebags. Society’s douchiness level has gotten so bad that sometimes it’s hard to tell if you’ve become a douchebag without even realiz…

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A Flowchart to Determine if You’ve Been Naughty or Nice This Year

A Flowchart to Determine if You’ve Been Naughty or Nice This Year

What are you going to get for Christmas? Is Santa going to leave a shiny new Schwinn under your tree, or take a huge steamy dump in your stocking? That all depends on where you rank on Santa’s master list, and we’ve created a flowchart t…

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A Flowchart To Determine What Holiday To Celebrate

A Flowchart To Determine What Holiday To Celebrate

It’s Holiday Season again, and with all the options out there these days, it can be difficult to determine which holiday you should celebrate.  Luckily, flowcharts are an excellent tool for making decisions like this.  In the past…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

If Tiger Woods has taught us anything, it’s that having a mistress is tough work.  That’s why we’ve decided to create this handy flowchart to help you determine if you’ll be able to get away with it:  

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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Nickname Should Be

A Flowchart to Determine What Your Nickname Should Be

Flowcharts are a great tool for finding solutions to difficult problems.  That’s why we’ve created a flowchart to help you solve one of the most difficult problems of all: what to use as your super-cool nickname.  

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