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Have The Flu? Your Semen Is Probably To Blame

Have you ever been knee deep in your lady, give some of that really good sex stuff, then reached the point of climax, and then punctuated it with a vigorous string of sneezes, a high fever, burning eyes, and the hocking-up of phlegm? If so, then …

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Holy Taco’s Guide To Living Without Health Insurance

posted 01/14/2011
by Jim Tews

Holy Taco’s Guide To Living Without Health Insurance

If you’re like me, American and often jobless, you probably don’t have any health insurance. If you’re lucky (or unlucky) enough to be Canadian, then go ahead and skip this article. Go for a walk in your non-violent neighborhood, then toss a looney…

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7 Things That Suck Because You Have a Terrible Cold

posted 12/13/2010
by Ian Fortey

7 Things That Suck Because You Have a Terrible Cold

So, it’s winter time and right out of left field, some disease-ridden, poxy, unsanitary refuse-pile of a human spread their disgusting germs all over your juice box or your chapstick or God knows what and now you’re producing phlegm like Taiwanese …

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The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico

posted 04/27/2009
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Have you noticed that a the new swine flu, which originated in Mexico, makes you feel very similar to a regular trip to Mexico? Ask someone who’s coming back from Tijuana how they feel. Then ask someone who’s dying of Swine …

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