Nicole Kidman Loves Her A Skin Flute

OK, so maybe she just likes flautists:

Nicole Kidman has created a music compilation for when she gives birth.

The tracks she has chosen include many by her husband, country singer Keith Urban, and Irish flautist Sir James Galway.

A source said: “Nicole has been putting together CDs of music to listen to during labour. She has always loved James Galway, particularly his classical albums.

So, the first thing that baby is going to hear (aside from the sound of it’s mom’s genitals ripping) is some crappy flute music and Keith Urban. Flute music? Really? Her selection of music may have a serious affect on this child for the rest of it’s life. These sounds will shape the way this little infant relates to music. So I went into the future to see how it all turned out. Looks like I was right:

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