Fast food restaurants are a lot like prostitutes: every thing in them is slimy and filth-ridden, and you're still going to pay way too much for whatever you get. Just as with a prostitute, it's important to investigate the anatomy...
You might remember this article that we posted a few months back: Well, it turns out the TGIFriday's people are fans of the Taco, and they thought that our readers might enjoy a TGIF's coupon. How nice of them, right? Just click on the incredibly visually appealing button/ad thing below, get...
Today, there are more overweight people than ever before, and it must be pretty difficult for them to have sex with each other. So, being the humanitarians that we are, we decided to create our own version of the Kama Sutra that caters specifically to them.
For the past week or so, we've had this "Stoner Sidekick Quiz" ad over on the right side of our page, where you can win a TV or a PS3. The good people at Land of the Lost also asked us to write something about smoking weed, which got us...
After being named "America's Fattest State" for the second year in a row, it seems like the great big tubbies in Mississippi decided to get up off their fat asses, waddle over to their local congressman and attempt to do something about their disgusting fupas. Instead of maybe, say, exercising...
Sometimes a sandwich sneaks up behind you and gives your arteries a good, solid yank. This sandwich, which is a deep fried, cheese-stuffed bacon patty on a bun may be the worst thing in the world for you. (Yes, worse than AIDS, Cancer and Cancer AIDS.) According to A Hamburger...
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