Everyone has regrets. Your friends, your coworkers, my parents, the world is full of people who made bad choices and lived to feel bad about it, but maybe it’s a learning experience that we are able to feel regret, something we can internalize and …
At some point in time, campaign managers decided that, if you want a career in politics, people need to see you eating ice cream or corn dogs. So from that we got this whole gallery. Bonus points for Nixon for being extra creepy.
For so many years we’ve assumed our favorite food brands were free of aborted human babies but they totally weren’t. And it took the tireless work of one senator to expose the truth and save us from living within a horrible Soylent Green-esque world…
Fat people and people who think they’re fat keep talking about the DASH diet, so we figured it was in our best interest to find out what it was, then make fun of it accordingly. The “DASH” part of it is actually an acronym which s…
I had never been to a Costco, or any buy-in-bulk type of store for that matter, in my life, until this past Friday, December 30th, 2011. I just never had any of those kinds of stores within a reasonable distance. I figured if I can get the same stu…
The McDonald’s items you’re used to aren’t universal you xenophobe. There’s other countries out there, and they all have McDonald’s. The only difference is, their McDonald’s sells some seriously weird stuff, and …
So your parents are constantly working to put a roof over your head. They work late hours and you’re the one who suffers. You’re old enough to watch yourself now, and you won’t set the house on fire. Or at least if you do, youR…
The cereal aisle at the grocery store is the closest thing to a Toys R Us you’ll see outside of an actual Toys R Us. It panders only to children with maybe one half of a rack reserved for cereal you, as an adult, don’t feel like an idiot purchasin…
We’ve spent a fair amount of time making fun of America’s eating habits, and the establishments that support them, but usually we were exaggerating, or even fabricating the stories to point out the ridiculousness of the whole thing. We …
The internet has exploded in the last few years with an abundance of food related videos and sites that celebrate gluttony, over indulgence and being borderline bovine in one’s eating habits. The bacon obsession, Epic Meal Time, Guy Fieri; all ded…
Often times, when people discuss food that they find unappealing, they’ll mention strange dishes from far off lands and other people will defend them as not being disgusting, but just being from a different culture. That only applies when th…