Posts Tagged ‘food’


February 12th, 2008  |   09:48

After being named “America’s Fattest State” for the second year in a row, it seems like the great big tubbies in Mississippi decided to get up off their fat asses, waddle over to their local congressman and attempt to do something about their disgusting fupas. Instead of maybe, say, exercising or showing one ounce of will power, they would rather pass a law that would make it illegal for restaurants to serve them the gooey, delicious lard they so wantonly crave. According to Junk Food Blog:

Some legislators in Mississippi have introduced a bill that will make it illegal for restaurants to serve fat people.

HB 282 will revoke the health department license of any restaurant, fast-food or otherwise, if it serves food to anyone who meets the department’s criteria as being, “obese”.

As the bill states…

Any food establishment to which this section applies shall not be allowed to serve food to any person who is obese, based on criteria prescribed by the State Department of Health after consultation with the Mississippi Council on Obesity Prevention and Management established under Section 41-101-1 or its successor.

The bill will require the State Department of Health to distribute materials to restaurants that will define what an obese person is.

Now that’s a seminar I would thoroughly enjoy teaching. “Listen up class. See the cottage cheese around these thighs? This is a fat person. See the rolls of cellulite hanging over the belt buckle? This is also a fat person. See this photo of Ike Turner? Well, that was a tricky one. He’s not fat, he’s just dead.”

While this will be good for Mississippi, it may mean we have fewer fat people videos. Which would be a tragedy.


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January 9th, 2008  |   09:56

Sometimes a sandwich sneaks up behind you and gives your arteries a good, solid yank. This sandwich, which is a deep fried, cheese-stuffed bacon patty on a bun may be the worst thing in the world for you. (Yes, worse than AIDS, Cancer and Cancer AIDS.) According to A Hamburger Today:

It was pretty good, but not as good as the original 100% Bacon Burger. I think using a smaller patty and cooking it on the grill would have been better. Perhaps that will be Bacon Burger 3.0…

This guy’s working on Bacon Burger 3.0 and I can still barely put together a bowl of cereal without the fire alarm going off. What have I done with my life?

To see the breakdown of how to make this (you just need Hickory Smoked Bacon, Pepper Jack Cheese, Mozzarella Cheese, Hamburger Buns, a deep fryer and a death wish), go to peppersandsmoke.com.


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