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Oklahoma State Senator Likes To Imagine There Are Aborted Fetuses In Your Food

For so many years we’ve assumed our favorite food brands were free of aborted human babies but they totally weren’t. And it took the tireless work of one senator to expose the truth and save us from living within a horrible Soylent Green-esque world…

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Invalid Arguments Against The DASH Diet

posted 01/05/2012
by Jim Tews

Fat people and people who think they’re fat keep talking about the DASH diet, so we figured it was in our best interest to find out what it was, then make fun of it accordingly. The “DASH” part of it is actually an acronym which s…

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My First Trip To Costco: Diary of An Overwhelmed Holiday Shopper

posted 01/02/2012
by Luis Prada

I had never been to a Costco, or any buy-in-bulk type of store for that matter, in my life, until this past Friday, December 30th, 2011. I just never had any of those kinds of stores within a reasonable distance. I figured if I can get the same stu…

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McDonald’s Commercials You’ve Probably Never Seen

posted 12/14/2011
by Jim Tews

McDonald’s Commercials You’ve Probably Never Seen

The McDonald’s items you’re used to aren’t universal you xenophobe. There’s other countries out there, and they all have McDonald’s. The only difference is, their McDonald’s sells some seriously weird stuff, and …

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5 Great Snack Foods For Latchkey Kids

posted 11/21/2011
by Jim Tews

So your parents are constantly working to put a roof over your head. They work late hours and you’re the one who suffers. You’re old enough to watch yourself now, and you won’t set the house on fire. Or at least if you do, youR…

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5 Flavors No One Needs to See in Cereal Again

posted 10/26/2011
by Ian Fortey

The cereal aisle at the grocery store is the closest thing to a Toys R Us you’ll see outside of an actual Toys R Us. It panders only to children with maybe one half of a rack reserved for cereal you, as an adult, don’t feel like an idiot purchasin…

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10 Reasons to Have Your Next Meal at the Heart Attack Grill

posted 10/20/2011
by Jim Tews

10 Reasons to Have Your Next Meal at the Heart Attack Grill

We’ve spent a fair amount of time making fun of America’s eating habits, and the establishments that support them, but usually we were exaggerating, or even fabricating the stories to point out the ridiculousness of the whole thing. We …

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The State Fair Food Experience

posted 10/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

The internet has exploded in the last few years with an abundance of food related videos and sites that celebrate gluttony, over indulgence and being borderline bovine in one’s eating habits. The bacon obsession, Epic Meal Time, Guy Fieri; all ded…

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25 of the Most Disgusting Foods in the World

posted 09/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

Often times, when people discuss food that they find unappealing, they’ll mention strange dishes from far off lands and other people will defend them as not being disgusting, but just being from a different culture. That only applies when th…

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8 Failed State Fair Foods

posted 09/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

We’ve all heard of deep fried Mars bars, deep fried butter, deep fried catfish, deep fried moon pies and deep fried mutton glazed with the tears of a cardiologist, but the fact is some fair foods actually don’t make the grade. Indeed, every so oft…

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The Daily Diet Of A Woman Attempting To Become The Fattest Woman Of All Time

posted 08/23/2011
by Luis Prada

Susan Eman of Casa Grande, Arizona (a town name that will be very appropriate and kinda funny a few words from now) weighs 720 pounds, and she wants to reach 1,600 pounds so that she may become the new fattest woman of all time. (See?). Susan gave …

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Oklahoma State Senator Likes To Imagine There Are Aborted Fetuses In Your Food

Invalid Arguments Against The DASH Diet

My First Trip To Costco: Diary of An Overwhelmed Holiday Shopper

McDonald’s Commercials You’ve Probably Never Seen

5 Great Snack Foods For Latchkey Kids

5 Flavors No One Needs to See in Cereal Again

10 Reasons to Have Your Next Meal at the Heart Attack Grill

The State Fair Food Experience

25 of the Most Disgusting Foods in the World

8 Failed State Fair Foods

The Daily Diet Of A Woman Attempting To Become The Fattest Woman Of All Time

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