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5 Gross Food Items That Are Only Gross Because Our Brains Said So

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Eggs? Omelette time. Roast duck? Fire up that grill! But eat a bird in that delicious in-between fetus stage, and suddenly you’re a war criminal.

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Inner Monologue of Someone Eating a KFC Double Down

Inner Monologue of Someone Eating a KFC Double Down

(This is for everyone who is curious about KFC’s new Double Down sandwich, but too afraid to try it for themselves. Trust us: you have nothing to fear. It’s delicious.)   Man, I’m hungry. It’s almost lunch time. I wonder…

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25 Terrible Restaurant Signs

25 Terrible Restaurant Signs

The Food Pyramid of Baseball Fans

The Food Pyramid of Baseball Fans

The Most Popular Sandwich in 2015

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Mmm…Sparkly…

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Just Eat Around It

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Remember How You’ve Always Wanted to Eat Your Own Hands?

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The Story Behind This Year’s Pardoned Turkey

The Story Behind This Year’s Pardoned Turkey

  Every year, the president officially pardons a turkey for Thanksgiving, to save the animal from being butchered and served to a starving homeless family on America’s favorite food-oriented holiday.  We decided to do a little diggi…

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Yeah, It’s Big. Now Put It In Your Mouth Already, Hot Chick.

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I Don’t Really Get It, But It Has The Word ‘Retard’ In It

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The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

Fast food restaurants are a lot like prostitutes: every thing in them is slimy and filth-ridden, and you’re still going to pay way too much for whatever you get.  Just as with a prostitute, it’s important to investigate the anatomy …

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