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Spreadable Things That Shouldn’t Be Spreadable

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Some foods are naturally spreadable, like butter, or peanut butter, or apple butter. Other foods have been forced into spreadability to appease mankind’s epic sloth. And not like a real sloth, because an epic sloth would be cool, I mean that in th…

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25 Terrible Restaurant Signs

25 Terrible Restaurant Signs

The Food Pyramid of Baseball Fans

The Food Pyramid of Baseball Fans

The Most Popular Sandwich in 2015

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Mmm…Sparkly…

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Just Eat Around It

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Remember How You’ve Always Wanted to Eat Your Own Hands?

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The Story Behind This Year’s Pardoned Turkey

The Story Behind This Year’s Pardoned Turkey

  Every year, the president officially pardons a turkey for Thanksgiving, to save the animal from being butchered and served to a starving homeless family on America’s favorite food-oriented holiday.  We decided to do a little diggi…

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Yeah, It’s Big. Now Put It In Your Mouth Already, Hot Chick.

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I Don’t Really Get It, But It Has The Word ‘Retard’ In It

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The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

Fast food restaurants are a lot like prostitutes: every thing in them is slimy and filth-ridden, and you’re still going to pay way too much for whatever you get.  Just as with a prostitute, it’s important to investigate the anatomy …

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Chef Harry Has No Idea What Pussy Looks Like.

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