Football sidelines are full of interesting moments. Many of these moments are caught on television, but a lot of them are never seen by the viewing audience at home. Luckily, we've managed to get our hands on some of the...
Announcing a football game is hard work. You have to watch the game and talk about what's going on, and you don't even get to pound beer and Doritos while you're doing it. It's just too damn stressful up in the booth. That's why football announcers are always dropping F-bombs...
Football season is here and that means hot chicks in bikinis have been replaced with hot NFL cheerleaders. If your team wasn't represented in this collection, it can only mean that your team has homely cheerleaders.
College can be a confusing time for incoming freshmen, and sometimes the only way to make it through your first year is to band together with your fellow frosh friends and help each other to avoid the pitfalls of college life. That's why we've employed the use of some common...
Football season is nearly upon us again, and that means it's a good time to take a look back at where football really came from: shitty '80s rap videos! You see, a long time ago, a bunch of athletic men got together to make terrible rap songs about football. Then...
We create comics pretty frequently here at Holy Taco, but we recently realized that we hadn't done one in quite a while, so we decided to dust off our comic book chops (google image search and photoshop) in honor of our favorite NFL Star turned Dog-Torturer turned NFL Star Again,...
People take up strange hobbies in prison, just to pass the time. Some people get tattoos. Some people benchpress things. Michael Vick spent his prison time writing haiku, and we managed to snag a page out of his haiku journal to prove it:
Tim Tebow, golden boy quarterback for the 2008 NCAA champion Florida Gators is a pretty big Bible thumper. As most sports fans know, he likes to use his eye black as a platform to let us know about important passages from the Good Book. But, after a full season is...
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