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God Has Nothing to Do With the Super Bowl, You F***ing Idiots


If you really believe God is omnipotent and benevolent, answer a question for us: Why does God’s plan for the human race include football?

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Who Will Go #1 In The 2034 NFL Draft?

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Folks, we’re all currently steeped deep within the burly, possibly HGH raging heart of the NFL draft, a glorious time of year when we watch college kids walk on to a stage to put on a hat that will no longer fit them once they become stars and their…

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I Suddenly Regret My Tattoo of Tim Tebow As A Centaur Wearing A Broncos Helmet


The phrase “it seemed like a good idea at the time” comes to mind.

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Rating Peyton Manning’s Potential Destinations Based On Irrelevant Criteria


If you haven’t heard by now, Peyton Manning, one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history, was released from his contract by the Indianapolis Colts, and he is now free to sign with whichever team he deems worthy of his talents. Now, a lot of “exp…

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Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl

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There was that octopus that predicted the winner of the World Cup. There’s a porcupine that predicted the winner of this year’s Super Bowl…and also a gorilla, some orangutans, and cats. It seems everybody has a precognitive beast that can accu…

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25 Extreme Football Fans


Remember, if you’re going to go to a public sporting event, it’s not worth it if you don’t scare children.

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The Superbowl of Superbowl ofs


The grammar of our atrocious title has not led you astray. While the Superbowl is the Superbowl of football and potentially of all other Superbowls, there are plenty of other crappy events out there that people describe as “the Supebowl of” somethi…

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Road To The Super Bowl: The New York Giants


In the lead up to the Big Game, I’m going to be chronicling the journeys the Pats and the Giants have taken to reach this point. Today, we begin with the New York Giants.

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5 Non-SuperBowl Bowl Games We’d Like To See


The big game this Sunday is going to be padded with advertisements, gimmicks and promos. They’re half the reason for even paying attention to the game. The PR stunts we’re particularly into are the alternate fake games, like the puppy bo…

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The Holy Taco Pigskin Classic

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A couple of years back, Holy Taco gave unto you the Ultimate Snack Stadium. It was cool and deadly all at once, but not a lot of straight up fatty beasts went into it. This year, to celebrate the Superbowl, we thought we’d revisit the idea of abho…

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An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

A good, original screen name is hard to come by these days. There are too many people using various screen name-required websites out there taking up all the good names you can think of. We’ve all experienced that moment when signing up for, say, a…

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