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Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl

There was that octopus that predicted the winner of the World Cup. There’s a porcupine that predicted the winner of this year’s Super Bowl…and also a gorilla, some orangutans, and cats. It seems everybody has a precognitive beast that can accu…

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25 Extreme Football Fans

posted 02/03/2012
by Ian Fortey

Remember, if you’re going to go to a public sporting event, it’s not worth it if you don’t scare children.

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The Superbowl of Superbowl ofs

posted 02/01/2012
by Ian Fortey

The grammar of our atrocious title has not led you astray. While the Superbowl is the Superbowl of football and potentially of all other Superbowls, there are plenty of other crappy events out there that people describe as “the Supebowl of” somethi…

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Road To The Super Bowl: The New York Giants

posted 01/31/2012
by Luis Prada

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In the lead up to the Big Game, I’m going to be chronicling the journeys the Pats and the Giants have taken to reach this point. Today, we begin with the New York Giants.

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5 Non-SuperBowl Bowl Games We’d Like To See

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by Jim Tews

The big game this Sunday is going to be padded with advertisements, gimmicks and promos. They’re half the reason for even paying attention to the game. The PR stunts we’re particularly into are the alternate fake games, like the puppy bo…

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The Holy Taco Pigskin Classic

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by Ian Fortey

A couple of years back, Holy Taco gave unto you the Ultimate Snack Stadium. It was cool and deadly all at once, but not a lot of straight up fatty beasts went into it. This year, to celebrate the Superbowl, we thought we’d revisit the idea of abho…

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An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

posted 10/05/2011
by Luis Prada

An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

A good, original screen name is hard to come by these days. There are too many people using various screen name-required websites out there taking up all the good names you can think of. We’ve all experienced that moment when signing up for, say, a…

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25 Juking and Jiving Football Celebrations (Video Gallery)

posted 07/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

25 Juking and Jiving Football Celebrations (Video Gallery)

Football is coming back! The NFL players and owners are all on board and happy and in love and you can watch football! Or you will, later. Until then, why not celebrate like these cats?

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25 Sexy Super Bowl Fans

posted 02/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

Super Bowl 45 between the Steelers and the Packers approaches. Let’s not be divided over what team we’re supporting. Instead, let’s unite over a common desire to leer at strange women.

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A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

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by Jame Gumb

Super Bowl XLV is upon us, and so is another Holy Taco flowchart. This year, the Green Bay Packers take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. But if you’re not a fan of either team, it can be hard to give a damn. Don’t worry. We’re here to …

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What Can You Buy for $379? Super Bowl XLV Edition

posted 02/03/2011
by Ian Fortey

Scalpers are charging over $5000 for tickets to this year’s Super Bowl. They’re also charging $379 for tickets to park in the parking lot outside the Superbowl and watch the game on a big TV. Is this the dumbest thing you’ve heard all day? It’s p…

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Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl

25 Extreme Football Fans

The Superbowl of Superbowl ofs

Road To The Super Bowl: The New York Giants

5 Non-SuperBowl Bowl Games We’d Like To See

The Holy Taco Pigskin Classic

An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

25 Juking and Jiving Football Celebrations (Video Gallery)

25 Sexy Super Bowl Fans

A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

What Can You Buy for $379? Super Bowl XLV Edition

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