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Who Will Go #1 In The 2034 NFL Draft?

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Folks, we’re all currently steeped deep within the burly, possibly HGH raging heart of the NFL draft, a glorious time of year when we watch college kids walk on to a stage to put on a hat that will no longer fit them once they become stars and their…

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25 Girls Playing Football In Their Underwear

posted 11/05/2009
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They’re all tightends.

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Best Halloween Costume Ever?

posted 11/03/2009
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Phillies & Yankees Fans Parking Lot Brawl (TotalProSports) Long Distance Relationships 101 (MadeMan) The Alabama Nation (AllLeftTurns) Richard Kelly And His Box (ScreenJunkies) The Eye Bleach Head Explosion (IAmBored)…

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10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups

posted 09/22/2009
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Announcing a football game is hard work. You have to watch the game and talk about what’s going on, and you don’t even get to pound beer and Doritos while you’re doing it. It’s just too damn stressful up in the bo…

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25 Hot NFL Cheerleaders

posted 09/11/2009
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Football season is here and that means hot chicks in bikinis have been replaced with hot NFL cheerleaders. If your team wasn’t represented in this collection, it can only mean that your team has homely cheerleaders.

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16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid

posted 09/09/2009
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College can be a confusing time for incoming freshmen, and sometimes the only way to make it through your first year is to band together with your fellow frosh friends and help each other to avoid the pitfalls of college life. That’s why…

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The Best NFL Rap Videos of All Time

posted 08/21/2009
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Football season is nearly upon us again, and that means it’s a good time to take a look back at where football really came from: shitty ’80s rap videos! You see, a long time ago, a bunch of athletic men got together to make terrib…

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If Michael Vick Had a Comic

posted 08/18/2009
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We create comics pretty frequently here at Holy Taco, but we recently realized that we hadn’t done one in quite a while, so we decided to dust off our comic book chops (google image search and photoshop) in honor of our favorite NFL Star…

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Eagels Fans Suck

posted 08/14/2009
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Michael Vick’s Prison Haiku

posted 07/28/2009
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People take up strange hobbies in prison, just to pass the time. Some people get tattoos. Some people benchpress things. Michael Vick spent his prison time writing haiku, and we managed to snag a page out of his haiku journal to pr…

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