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Who Will Go #1 In The 2034 NFL Draft?

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Folks, we’re all currently steeped deep within the burly, possibly HGH raging heart of the NFL draft, a glorious time of year when we watch college kids walk on to a stage to put on a hat that will no longer fit them once they become stars and their…

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This Needs To Be A Professional Sport

posted 01/12/2009
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10 Things I Wish Tim Tebow Put On His Eye Black

posted 01/09/2009
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Tim Tebow, golden boy quarterback for the 2008 NCAA champion Florida Gators is a pretty big Bible thumper. As most sports fans know, he likes to use his eye black as a platform to let us know about important passages from the Good Book. But, after a…

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Holy Taco Tribute: Girls In Football Jerseys

posted 01/08/2009
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We here at Holy Taco love tributes, as evidenced by our tribute to party girls, thighs, french maid outfits and boobs. Since we’re in the midst of the NFL playoffs, we thought we’d give you a quick little tribute to hot chi…

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Pac Man Jones Gives Us His Thoughts On Going To The “Scrip Club”

posted 12/26/2008
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Pac Man Jones On Going To The Scrip Club – Watch more free videos If I was doing this interview with Adam "Pac Man" Jones, I think my follow-up question would’ve been, "I understood two words you just said." &n…

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Milene Domingues

posted 12/02/2008
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Age: 29 Where you’ve seen her: Milene Domingues is the ex-wife of Brazilian football (soccer, to us Yanks) star and horse-toothed mush mouth Ronaldo. She also plays a little footy herself for a team I can’t pronounce. &nbs…

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20 Years Of Madden Covers

posted 08/05/2008
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As you probably know, the newest installment of the Madden video game series comes out next week. And since it’s been around for 20 years, here’s all 20 of the covers, starting when that handsome devil himself was the one who graced the …

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Something Interesting Happened In A Soccer Game

posted 06/23/2008
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Sneakiest Soccer Goal – Watch more free videos Before everyone in every country not called America or Canada writes in to defend soccer, I’d like to point out that I’m a soccer fan. But I’m the first to admit that, at times, …

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Patriots Fans + Alcohol = Awesome

posted 12/25/2007
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The Patriots might be coached by the boringest weirdo alive and quarterbacked by the boringest sex machine alive, but that doesn’t stop their fans from making this historic season interesting. Let’s check out some highlights from a rece…

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Un-Lock Of the Weekend

posted 12/20/2007
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Alright, this column is getting embarrassing. I’m 0-3 and last week I put down a “John Holmes’ Penis” sized bet on the piece of shit Ravens last week, so there’s gonna be a few people who won’t be getting Christ…

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Favre Injures Perfect Elbow, Handsome Shoulder

posted 11/29/2007
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The collective shart you heard last night came from the tiny, football-loving town of Green Bay. After smashing his elbow on Nate Jones’ helmet, football’s Captain America suffered nerve damage in his throwing arm and dislocated his non…

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Who Will Go #1 In The 2034 NFL Draft?

This Needs To Be A Professional Sport

10 Things I Wish Tim Tebow Put On His Eye Black

Holy Taco Tribute: Girls In Football Jerseys

Pac Man Jones Gives Us His Thoughts On Going To The “Scrip Club”

Milene Domingues

20 Years Of Madden Covers

Something Interesting Happened In A Soccer Game

Patriots Fans + Alcohol = Awesome

Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Favre Injures Perfect Elbow, Handsome Shoulder

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