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God Has Nothing to Do With the Super Bowl, You F***ing Idiots

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If you really believe God is omnipotent and benevolent, answer a question for us: Why does God’s plan for the human race include football?

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Real Madrid Vs. Fake Madrid

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This Needs To Be A Professional Sport

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10 Things I Wish Tim Tebow Put On His Eye Black

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Tim Tebow, golden boy quarterback for the 2008 NCAA champion Florida Gators is a pretty big Bible thumper. As most sports fans know, he likes to use his eye black as a platform to let us know about important passages from the Good Book. But, after a…

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Holy Taco Tribute: Girls In Football Jerseys

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  We here at Holy Taco love tributes, as evidenced by our tribute to party girls, thighs, french maid outfits and boobs.  Since we’re in the midst of the NFL playoffs, we thought we’d give you a quick little tribute to hot chi…

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Pac Man Jones Gives Us His Thoughts On Going To The “Scrip Club”

Pac Man Jones Gives Us His Thoughts On Going To The “Scrip Club”

Pac Man Jones On Going To The Scrip Club – Watch more free videos   If I was doing this interview with Adam "Pac Man" Jones, I think my follow-up question would’ve been, "I understood two words you just said." &n…

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Milene Domingues

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  Age: 29   Where you’ve seen her: Milene Domingues is the ex-wife of Brazilian football (soccer, to us Yanks) star and horse-toothed mush mouth Ronaldo. She also plays a little footy herself for a team I can’t pronounce. &nbs…

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20 Years Of Madden Covers

20 Years Of Madden Covers

As you probably know, the newest installment of the Madden video game series comes out next week. And since it’s been around for 20 years, here’s all 20 of the covers, starting when that handsome devil himself was the one who graced the …

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Something Interesting Happened In A Soccer Game

Something Interesting Happened In A Soccer Game

Sneakiest Soccer Goal – Watch more free videos Before everyone in every country not called America or Canada writes in to defend soccer, I’d like to point out that I’m a soccer fan. But I’m the first to admit that, at times, …

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Patriots Fans + Alcohol = Awesome

Patriots Fans + Alcohol = Awesome

The Patriots might be coached by the boringest weirdo alive and quarterbacked by the boringest sex machine alive, but that doesn’t stop their fans from making this historic season interesting. Let’s check out some highlights from a rece…

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Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Alright, this column is getting embarrassing. I’m 0-3 and last week I put down a “John Holmes’ Penis” sized bet on the piece of shit Ravens last week, so there’s gonna be a few people who won’t be getting Christ…

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Favre Injures Perfect Elbow, Handsome Shoulder

Favre Injures Perfect Elbow, Handsome Shoulder

The collective shart you heard last night came from the tiny, football-loving town of Green Bay. After smashing his elbow on Nate Jones’ helmet, football’s Captain America suffered nerve damage in his throwing arm and dislocated his non…

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