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The Morning Jolt – Who the Hell Named a Daddy Longlegs?

The Morning Jolt – Who the Hell Named a Daddy Longlegs?

I wasn’t going to post this until I got to the part where he asks “how does Daddy Longlegs make a life?” and I have to be honest, I can’t answer that question at all.

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The Languages of Boobs: A Primer

The Languages of Boobs: A Primer

The English language is a wonderful and versatile thing. We have a word that describes douchebags (it’s douchebag) and a word for Olive Garden (rancid). But above all, we have words for breasts. Like 100 words for breasts. We even have another a…

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Oh Man, Foreign Old Ladies are Priceless

Oh Man, Foreign Old Ladies are Priceless

Twice the Power of Regular Piss!

Twice-Power-Regular-Piss

Awesome Cartoon Intros in Foreign Languages

Awesome Cartoon Intros in Foreign Languages

No matter where you travel in the world, one thing is always consistent: we all grew up watching the same cartoons.  Of course, even cartoon theme songs have to be re-recorded in different languages, and this often leads to some incredibly awes…

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OK, OK, I’ll Call!

OK, OK, I’ll Call!

  …Or not call?…to be honest, I don’t understand what you’re screaming about.

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