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How to End the Simpsons

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So, you’ve decided to end the longest running, funniest show in the history of television that has, according to many, suffered a severe slide in quality over the past few (dozen) years. Good for you! But you can’t end a television icon on a whim,…

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Midseason TV Schedules from the Year 2022

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Welcome to January and a whole stunning crop of terrible new shows on TV. You’d think with all the shit that premiers in September you’d seen every turd TV had to offer, but you’d be wrong. Case in point – Rob Schneider ha…

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A Love Letter To Arrested Development

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On February 16th, 2006, the world lost one of its finest examples of comedic brilliance. That thing was a TV show on Fox known as Arrested Development. Arrested Development was “the story of a family that lost everything and the one son trying to k…

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Bill O’Reilly’s Walk of Shame: 4 of O’Reilly’s Greatest Hits

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Bill O’Reilly is FOX News’ answer to a question asked by an angry racist who’s choking on a mouthful of chitlins and made up facts. He’s popular because he talks fast, yells loud and doesn’t let people disagree with him, then enjoys a moment of se…

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American Idol: 28 Days Later

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On May 25th, 2011, Scotty McCreery won American Idol. Four days late for an Apocalypse ain’t so bad. June 22, 2001 “Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low.” The doors are locked. There are no lights. I’m disgusted that the words are …

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8 Simpsons Storylines We’d Like to See

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The Simpsons is an institution in comedy, it has been on TV for literally 54 years and has featured every man, woman and child on Earth as a guest voice. And it suffered a backlash a few years back. Starting a little rough, the Simpsons became on…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Wait, what does FOX do?

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Firefox On A Bike – Watch more Funny Videos I dunno man. I just don’t know.

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8 Things I Hope to See on American Idol

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It’s a new season of American Idol and that means . The noteworthy aspect of this season is that the show has been picked apart like the body of the girl who foolishly went topless in a zombie movie. Gone are Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Ellen Dege…

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The 6 Most Insane Rumors About Barack Obama

The 6 Most Insane Rumors About Barack Obama

Remember the last election? It was almost an inspiring time in America, unless you were a Republican, then it was like waking up and finding out you shat the bed. But for the rest of us, as Obama’s star kept rising and it became more and mo…

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Give ‘Em Hell, Coco!

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Shaq’s Really Hot Mistress [30 Pics] (TotalProSports)   The All New Caveman Diet (MadeMan)   A Hot Motocross Girl (AllLeftTurns)   Conan O’Brien’s Press Release (ScreenJunkies)   Tom Lawlor’s Fight Night (…

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