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25 Modern Sideshow Acts

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We covered old timey circus acts a while back, but the modern circus deserves some recognition too. The big difference is of course old timey circuses exploited birth defects. Modern circuses just hire people who like tattoos, piercings and fetis…

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Riding an Elevator with David Gest and Bat Boy

Riding an Elevator with David Gest and Bat Boy

Ed. Note – Every so often on Holy Taco we’ll eschew the normal list of wish-granting sex toys or article on how to irradiate FOX news anchors and instead offer up a little bit of the personal anecdote stuff that helps us connect with yo…

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I Think We’re Alone Now…In Prison

I Think We’re Alone Now…In Prison

  I’d like to thank this trailer for "I Think We’re Alone Now," which is a movie about dudes who are waaaaay too obsessed with Tiffany for giving me my favorite quote for today: "I might ask for a finger nail or a to…

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