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Twelve-Year-Old French Boy Fakes Kidnapping, Leads Police on One-Month Investigation to Avoid Dentist

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I’m sure his chain-smoking, yellow-toothed, menage a trois-having parents are proud.

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Resolved Questions: American Poop and European Toilets

Resolved Questions: American Poop and European Toilets

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user JOhn. JOhn writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “You should be very worried.”

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I Really Need To Bone Up On My French

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French Subtitles By Someone Who Barely Knows French

French Subtitles By Someone Who Barely Knows French

  The good people over at Videogum asked a student with one and a half semesters of French under her belt to provide the subtitles for Audrey Tatou’s new French film, Coco Avant Chanel. I think this video is very oui.   Technorati P…

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It’s Going To Be Hard To Top This Headline

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  I know it’s only the 22nd of January, but I think we may already have a "Headline of the Year" winner. I mean, how do you top "Former French President Chirac Hospitalised After Mauling By His Clinically Depressed Poodle&…

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4 Really Depressing French Translations

4 Really Depressing French Translations

Apparently everyone in France thinks you’re a friendless loser who is incapable of getting through life. These French translations, taken from a 2003 book called “Hugo In Three Months: Beginners Language Course” not only uses weird…

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Melissa Theuriau

Melissa Theuriau

Age: 30 Where you’ve seen her: Since you’re probably not French, you’ve only seen Melissa Theuriau doing her French news anchor job on Break.com, Youtube.com or images.Google.com. Pointless quote: “I never wanted attention …

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