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Reader Jon S. sent this in. Talk shows are ridiculously stupid. this is pretty awesome.

Remember the show Cheaters? This is definitely a classic segment I hadn’t seen.

This monkey has gone too far, and I never say that about monkeys.

I love that they just left this criminal to wallow in his stupidity.

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Nicky Hilton’s bikini bottoms (drunkenstepfather)

Drunk Green Bay Packer mom’s jump around (busted coverage)

6 Most depressing endings in movie history (cracked)

Professional eater tries to eat Michael Phelps whole diet in 5 minutes (college humor)

Ranking the best colleges (coedmagazine)

Aubrey O’day’s breasts are stars (hollywoodtuna)

The infinite wisdom of Steven Seagal (gigglesugar)

13 most tasteless costumes ever NSFW (i-am-bored)

What to watch this weekend (screenjunkies)

Awkward screenshot for Trish Regan

Famous Last Words

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Wrestling IS this awesome.

You may not remember that before The Naked Gun, there was a show that inspired it called “Police Squad.“  Thanks to reader Dan P. for sending this in.

Saved By The Bell is both the worst show and the greatest show in the history of the world.  This is a really bizarre mash up of it, but I was transfixed.

I’d buy this.  Nah, I wouldn’t.  I need wet wipes.

We didn’t do a comic this week, so here’s a worthy replacement.

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On the tube: Phelps-gasms or NFL preseason (busted coverage)

Top 5 secret agencies that want to hire you (cracked)

How NOT to wash your car (coedmagazine)

Automn Reeser in a bikini (drunkenstepfather)

Tracy Bingham greased up (hollywoodtuna)

One string guitar player (i-am-bored)

Bruno meets Gisele (giggle sugar)

Body of Lies trailer (screenjunkies)

Favre’s comeback is hurting his advertising appeal

UFC 88 fight card finalized (cagepotato)

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I think it’s a fine line when actors play mentally challenged people.  One one side of that line you have Tom Hanks playing Forrest Gump, on the other side, you have Shia LaBeouf doing this.

Mustachhheeee.

I had no idea Hitler was this dynamic of a speaker.

There’s a lot of good Gary Busey clips out there.  But this might be my favorite of all and it’s not that well known.  He’s a national treasure.

This is how you know you’re really, really, really, high.

Someone did their own Guiness commercial.  I guess guiness got really pissed about it but I think this will sell more Guiness.

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Punk channels his inner Kyle Orton (busted coverage)

Coed presents: Amasians (coedmagazine)

11 baseball legends who were legendary assholes (cracked)

M.A.S.H. (college humor)

Jessica Simpson performs in some shorts (drunkenstepfather)

Lindsay Lohan see-through pictures (hollywoodtuna)

What the hell is going on here? (giggle sugar)

Lightning in extreme slow motion (i-am-bored)

11 most bizarre Quentin Tarantino moments (screenjunkies)

Ebay’s great investments

Randy Couture on Biography

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I forgot how ridiculously funny Top Secret was until I ran across this today.

Patriotism at its finest

This is not the best part of Predator, but it’s really close.

Apparently this is really old, but this was the first time I saw it and it’s pretty awesome. I’ve said it before, I love local news.

So, I think this might be my greatest accomplishment. Not sure what that says about me. Anyway, a latin site took my Steve Jobs comic and went in with photoshop and translated it. The best part about it is, he even translated “haha!” to “jaja!”

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In retrospect, the batter should have ducked (bustedcoverage)

Mega Ramp Mega Crash (collegehumor)

6 Terrifying things your parents don’t tell you about childbirth (cracked)

Which Presidential candidate would best handle an alien invasion? (coedmagazine)

Serena Williams see through photo shoot (drunkenstepfather)

Hollywood Tuna 7 inch stretch video (hollywoodtuna)

The Beijing Olympics: Are they a trap? (i-am-bored)

Meet Japan’s oldest porn star (giggle sugar)

A man’s guide to skimping and splurging

Lost contact to blame for Rampage Jackson’s hit and run?

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He makes a valid point, that’s all I’m saying.

This is a ballsy move. Very very ballsy.

If you’re not supposed to call 911 when you lose your glasses, who are you supposed to call?

The most comprehensive list of totally degrading sex acts I’ve ever seen.

Holy shit this is Morgan Freeman

I had a nightmare about this once

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The Juan Castillo Jailhouse Sheriff’s page (busted coverage)

New Tim and Eric Show starts Sunday (coedmagazine)

Cracked’s 10 brushes with the law (cracked)

Crazy Little League catch (college humor)

Mischa Barton is sloppy (drunkenstepfather)

Kristin Cavallari ruins a see through moment (hollywoodtuna)

Drunk at the beach (gigglesugar)

Drunk gets knocked out by UK cop (i-am-bored)

What can you buy with the new minimum wage

Know your elite XC fighters

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Hey, your face looks like a vagina!

I think we can all get on-board with these important causes.

Everything you always wanted to know about semen (but were afraid to ask).

People almost drowning is kinda’ funny.

And finally, you know how you can ask questions on yahoo and morons pretty much as brilliant as yourself will answer? Well, this is one of those questions posed today — some will say it’s sad, I say it’s hi-larious!

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Another Yankees fan is a douche (busted coverage)

Chat room bullies rock (college humor)

Man’s 6 most ridiculous attempts to take on Mother Nature (cracked)

Mischa Barton shows some side boob (drunkenstepfather)

Maria Grazia Cucinotta is a MILF (hollywoodtuna)

What the hell? (giggle sugar)

Asian chick has enormous legs (i-am-bored)

Why You Should Always Keep $500 Cash In Your House

MMA’s Newest Soap Opera

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I didn’t realize how many times people said this during reality show competitions.

Ever since we posted that Dmitri - douchiest phone call story, I’ve been seeing a lot of parody videos.  This is more of a reenactment, but for some reason, it seemed right.

If Michael Bay wrote the new Batman movie

I’m really looking forward to Dirty Sanchez: The Movie.

And finally, I know we posted this before a long time ago, but I ran across this again this week when a reader sent it in, and man, it’s just so good.  God, the corporate world is so weird.

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Matt Jones goes down for cocaine (busted coverage)

Halo kid (college humor)

13 Things you won’t believe are against the law somewhere (cracked)

James Blunt’s new lady friend in a bikini (drunkenstepfather)

Eva Longoria bikini pictures (hollywoodtuna)

Another awesome tattoo (giggle sugar)

Minor League Baseball manager loses cool (i-am-bored)

Ambush marketing takes the stage

Tale of two baroni videos

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This is from a Colbert Report contest to green screen in McCain.  His poses at the end make it for me.

I found this over a week ago but then it blew up, so I debated posting it.  But, anytime old dudes fight, I feel I need to share it with you.

At first I thought this was for a halloween costume

This is probably one of my favorite SNL sketches ever that I couldn’t find anywhere.

Sausage; is there anything it can’t do?

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My Lucky Day (bustedcoverage)

RyanAir to offer free blowjobs says CEO (coedmagazine)

25 historical events as depicted by 4-year-olds (cracked)

Pink goes for a jog (drunkenstepfather)

Megan Fox calls off engagement (hollywoodtuna)

Nobody doesn’t like Marilyn Manson (giggle sugar)

bearly legal (i-am-bored)

Lamest Summer ever: Finance camp

Leonard Garcia beats them charges like Rocky

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Earlier today we posted a douchey phone call.  Well, this call is almost as good.  Take five minutes of your life to thank God you’re not this person.

Why put a condom on when you can just spray a condom on your penis?

I saw this a while ago, but reader Buddy Ice sent this in, and well, I forgot how ridiculous it was.  Aside from it being a great comeback, people sure take their high school football seriously in Texas.

An extensive discussion about Milfs

If you ever thought truckers gave a f*&k, think again.  They do not.  I hate to sound like I write for a surfing blog, but…this is gnarly.

I’m surprised it took this long to see a shirt like this.

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How not to smuggle beer into a sporting event (busted coverage)

The babes of Wimbledon (coedmagazine)

If girls ruled the internet instead of boys (college humor)

Hollywood Tuna’s 7 inch stretch (hollywoodtuna)

Dmitri identified?! (dlisted)

8 Forgotten kids shows sure to give you nightmares (i-am-bored)

Quick!  Confuse this dog! (gigglesugar)

Colt 45 trying to get back in the game

Exclusive interview: Quinton Rampage Jackson

And finally, a photo a reader named Brian R. sent in.  Basically he appreciates a pic of a really angry Sean Penn, as do I.  Enjoy after the jump.  I don’t know what happened to the hair of the woman on the right.

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Now THIS is an advertisement.

I see shit like this and I think there’s no way they didn’t do this on purpose.

Someone sent this in to me and although I’m not a big Star Trek fan, it made me laugh.

I could never be as funny as nature.  Not even close.

I wonder if this guy was just drunk and woke up and thought he had driven inside a whale.

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All fake Celtic fans need to get off this train (busted coverage)

9 facial expressions from the LSU dance team (coedmagazine)

Compilation of news anchor slips (college humor)

7 inch stretch biceps (hollywoodtuna)

Ridiculous note from teacher (i-am-bored)

Served best with nuts (giggle sugar)

Some dark truths about credit cards

Unsupportable claim of the day: Dana White

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