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5 Curiously Obscene Fruits

Everyone loves a picture gallery of green peppers that look vaguely like penis or boobs. Except me! When I want obscene fruits and veggies, I go to the source. Mother Nasty Nature. She’s a saucy old tart and she can give you the goods. Just loo…

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5 Rare Fruits and Why You Haven’t Eaten Them

posted 09/30/2011
by Ian Fortey

Have you ever eaten a Pawpaw? Probably not, and the reason is because, in the entire history of the United States, which has existed alongside this fruit, not a single person has bothered to farm it. Hundreds of years, this exotic fruit, that’s a…

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The Inner Monologue of the First European To Discover Oranges

posted 10/21/2010
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Oh man. Sun’s up. Another early day for ol’ Joseph of the Stinking Creek’s Bend. Still working on a new name. Guess I’ll milk my goat for a delicious glass of body temperature goat’s broth and then have some oats f…

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5 Things You Didn’t Know You Should Be Embarrassed to Buy

posted 07/01/2010
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Embarrassment is our stock and trade around here due to an unlucky lot in life. Deranged parenting, hormone issues and genitals that have more than once been mistaken for novelty items has ensured that any number of typically mundane situations ha…

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