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Replotting 6 Classic Sitcoms for HBO

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Hollywood is mired in a mind boggling enigma of inspirational backward diarrhea. It keeps swallowing shit to construct the same thing you’ve seen over and over again, remaking, rebooting and adapting ideas that other people have done the same thing…

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A New and Improved Olsen!

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Remember the Olsen twins? Remember how every creepy nerd and Bob Saget waited patiently for them to turn eighteen? Websites had countdown clocks and Dave Coulier was crossing the days off of his calendar while John Stamos combed his hair to kill …

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Stephanie Is Still The Hottest

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Holy Taco Salutes: Jesse Frederick

Holy Taco Salutes: Jesse Frederick

  You probably don’t know Jesse Frederick by name, even though you invited him into your home every Friday night of your childhood. No, he’s not your Dad’s creepy friend from down the street. Jesse Frederick is the musician w…

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