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Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

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by Jim Tews

Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Big news: a bunch of british scientists got together and determined that alcohol is bad for you. Crazy conclusion to come to, I know. It’s like “Really, british scientists? Just because it burns going down and makes you take home leathe…

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posted 02/01/2010
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2010 Superbowl Commercials Cameltoes Galore! (TotalProSports) The Chicago Beer Tour (MadeMan) Krista Voda Hotness (AllLeftTurns) Your Loose Cannon Partner 101 (ScreenJunkies) The MMA Fightpicker Game! (Cagepotato) …

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New Years Party Bingo

posted 12/31/2009
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There’s a good chance you’ll be heading out to a New Years Eve party tonight, and it’s probably going to be really boring. You may as well take this Bingo Card along to keep yourself entertained.

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Dive Bar Bingo

posted 11/06/2009
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In the past, we’ve shown you bingo cards for the Grocery Store, Sex Excuses, and Halloween Parties. Now we’ve come up with a way for you to keep yourself thoroughly entertained while you’re hanging out in a crappy dive bar th…

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8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp

posted 07/31/2009
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Summer Camp is an important experience in every young boy’s life. Camp is the place where some of the most formative events of your adolescent existence occur. So, for all the 9-14 year olds out there who regularly read Holy Taco, …

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If State Fair Rides Were Honest

posted 07/29/2009
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State Fairs are a modern spectacle of culture (or a lack thereof), make-shift technology, and things that are fried, but sometimes it seems like State Fairs aren’t being completely honest with us. With that in mind, we decided to come up with …

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Not Pictured: The Wooden Ambulance

posted 07/27/2009
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Tara Reid Likes To Party (TheDailyFix) Drunk Girls Making Out (Coed) Sea Lion Dies Of Sex Exhaustion (LemonDrop) Harrison Ford Facial Generator (Cracked) Sex Sells Cars (EvilChili) This Guys Got Killer Abs (IAmBore…

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The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption

posted 04/21/2009
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During the course of a night out on the town, a person likes to have a drink, or twenty. And on that voyage, there are some very clear stages you pass through. We decided to outline them for you, so that you could monitor where you̵…

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HolyTaco’s Tribute To Party Girls (Page 6)

posted 08/05/2008
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Longtime fans of HolyTaco will know that we are big into tributes. In the past we’ve paid homage to french maids, asses, and thighs. Now we are paying tribute to the Party Girl. Who doesn’t like the girl who likes a few drinks? A…

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Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Poop Chute

New Years Party Bingo

Dive Bar Bingo

8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp

If State Fair Rides Were Honest

Not Pictured: The Wooden Ambulance

The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption

HolyTaco’s Tribute To Party Girls (Page 6)

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