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Filthy Limericks for All Occasions

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You know what we don’t have enough of? Dirty limericks.

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If I Die, Bury Me In Taiwan. So That Strippers Can Help My Loved Ones Mourn My Loss

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What? Why? What American man would want to be buried in Taiwan? This one would. Because Taiwanese people know how to mourn — with a truck full of strippers. It only makes complete and perfect sense. Because nothing makes me forget about death…

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Power Digger Buried

Power Digger Buried

Holy Taco would like to take a moment to extend our condolences to the family of Miles “DrF33lG00d” Grant, a Digg user we used to work with who tragically died this past week.

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Valentine’s Day vs. Your Funeral

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Corey Feldman’s Doodles at Michael Jackson’s Memorial Ceremony

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Doodling is a good way to express what you’re thinking and how you’re feeling in a situation.  In the past, we’ve seen doodles from Brad Pitt, Michael Bay, George Lucas, Christian Bale, and even George W.Bush.  Lucky for …

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Look at Me! I’m Corey Feldman! Blah, Blah, Blah!

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Audrina Patridge And Her Fireworks (TheDailyFix)   Michelle McCurry is HOT (GorillaMask)   Sexy Tube Sock Girls (Coed)   Craziest Police Crash Ever!!! (EvilChili)   Animals That Literally Saved History (Cracked)   The Worlds…

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Looks Like Some Dick Died

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Woman Wins Funeral At Baseball Game

Woman Wins Funeral At Baseball Game

Usually, a day at the ol’ ballgame means a few hot dogs, a few stadium beers and watching fat people make out on the Kiss Cam. Sometimes you can even win something like baseball tickets, a new car or…a funeral: Elaine Fulps is thrilled …

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Charlton Heston: A Funeral To Die For

Charlton Heston: A Funeral To Die For

I must admit, I got pretty excited when I heard that Charlton Heston had died. Not because I wanted him dead, but because I knew his funeral was going to be the social event of the season. So I went out and bought a new tuxedo. Then, to make sure I…

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