Oprah,
Just heard about your new venture “O.W.N. – The Oprah Winfrey Network”. That’s seriously awesome. I don’t mean to speak out of line here, but in case you haven’t noticed, that acronym spells the word “own”, which may turn some viewers off. J…
When people dress as animals it’s creepy and confusing, like your cross dressing uncle, but when animals do people things it’s awesome, like that distant, non-blood related, sexy, nympho cousin on your mother’s side. Anyway, …