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Canadians Are Ice Holes

Canadians Are Ice Holes

  Maybe if they were all clear on where exactly "The Point" was, they could rustle up some fish. I mean, we got Mike swimming over by the islands when Neil is already over there looking for fish, and no one even made it to over to Th…

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Your Worst Nightmare, Butthorn!

Your Worst Nightmare, Butthorn!

  Unfortunately, one of our favorite sites in the whole world, everythingisterrible, got kicked off of youtube about 30 minutes ago.  This means that all of their videos are no longer available, and unfortunately that includes the awesome…

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Please Vader, Don’t Hurt ‘Em

Please Vader, Don’t Hurt ‘Em

MC Hammer Vader Busts a Move – Watch more Funny Videos Either the Empire is in real trouble and Darth Vader is entering talent shows for the prize money, or MC Hammer is trying way too hard to get his career back. Either way, this video is pre…

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Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

  As this guy explains for about a minute at the beginning of this video: he’s just an average, middle class, white rapper trying to make it big with the demo he put together. We have no idea if he ever got that record contract, but if t…

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Want To Stop Smelling Like A?

Want To Stop Smelling Like A?

When I was 9 years old  I played quarterback for my little league football team. The center was a dirty fat kid named Jeremy and Jeremy always smelled like A. As the quarterback, I had to put the top of my hand directly on his A to receive the…

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Screaming Turtle Orgasm

Screaming Turtle Orgasm

Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

  It’s a shame we don’t have good role models like we did in the 80′s to teach kids the importance of genealogy. Because you can’t know where you’re going, if you don’t know where you’re from. Shut up,…

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Scientific Lesson Of The Day: Inertia

Scientific Lesson Of The Day: Inertia

Pig Slop Transport Surprise – Watch more Funny Videos  If you’re transporting a truck load of pig slop, remember to brake slowly.   Michelle Marsh Is HOT (TotallyCrap) Jessica Mitchell is also HOT (AskMen) Emilija Bunjac Is A B…

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I Wish Invasion Earth Guy Would Come to Thanksgiving

I Wish Invasion Earth Guy Would Come to Thanksgiving

  To me, this guy is the perfect grandpa, but a terrible father.  It would be great to have the option of talking to him for a while at Thanksgiving or Christmas, but if you had to be around him all the time, it would take forever to get …

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When Morning Show Prank Calls Go Bad

When Morning Show Prank Calls Go Bad

  This is why you should never use a public forum to play a prank on your wife…particularly if she’s a dirty, dirty whore.     Hot Chicks Eating Hamburgers (Break) Lily Allen Gets Topless (TotallyCrap) Svetoslava Simenova…

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I Think This Guy Might Love Christmas

I Think This Guy Might Love Christmas

  Despite the fact that this Christian Bible Show host definitely smells like sweat and onions, he manages to mumble two correct statements during this awkward video: He does love Christmas, and he did save the show.   Badass Fireworks Fa…

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Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

  There’s really nothing I can say that would do this video justice, so I’m just going to make a quick list of elements that I would expect from an Absolutely Outrageous Christian Public Access Video Clip:   1.  A Creepy …

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