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Why does Peter Pan fly? You’d fly too if someone hit you in the peter with a pan.

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The Funniest Article Ever Posted In The History of Holy Taco

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…would be censored, almost certainly removed, and would possibly cause Holy Taco to be deleted from the internet in a SOPA world because it contained a link to another page on the internet, that contained a funny video from Break or Youtube that its…

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The Morning Jolt – Jon Dore has an STD

The Morning Jolt – Jon Dore has an STD

If you haven’t seen the Jon Dore Television Show, do yourself a favor and track it down,it’s hilarious. And now, for the viewers who aren’t German, a trip to the STD clinic.

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The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

What better way to kick start your day then watching a poor man’s Swiss Chris Walken with a welt on his forehead awkwardly dub an adult movie? Fun Fact: “Yeeeoh!” is apparently a commonly used word/yodel in Swiss lovemaking.

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Pondering The Potential Hilarity (and Tragedy) of This Car Getting In To an Accident

Pondering The Potential Hilarity (and Tragedy) of This Car Getting In To an Accident

Is it weird to think that this might be the only conceivable situation where a baby’s death might be hilarious? It would be tragic as all hell. That poor child’s life is drastically cut short by the stupidity of what I assume is its father, but wo…

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A Letter To The Guy That Says “LOL In Real World Conversations

A Letter To The Guy That Says “LOL In Real World Conversations

Hey, Guy That Says LOL In Real World Conversation We love the fact that you were amused by that thing we said. Not to be self-aggrandizing about it, but yeah; that thing we said was pretty witty and clever, and it warranted a laugh, or at least a k…

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Why Comedians Die Young

Why Comedians Die Young

Being funny is no easy task, just ask Chris Farley. Or John Candy. Or Sam Kinison. Mitch Hedberg. Bill Hicks. Assorted other brilliant yet dead men. You can argue that being comedians had nothing to do with them dying, but you are sorely mist…

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Burger King Challenges the Double Down

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How You Like Me Now Soccer Moms!

How You Like Me Now Soccer Moms!

Toyota Sienna – Swagger Wagon – Watch more Funny Videos   Every car commercial should be this good.   Lacey Wilson Hotness (TotalProSports) When Wrestling Got Heartfelt (BleacherReport) Ah, Baroque Star Wars (BuzzFeed) Alyson B…

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Vote Lemon Party in 2012

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Bowling is HOT [video] (TotalProSports)   Jenna Jameson and Tito (BleacherReport)   Only in America (Manofest)   Hooters Girls invade Iraq (Coed)   Hot Women of Brazil (Maxim)   Want Some Bonnaroo Tix? (AdultSwim)   The…

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If I Could Have One Super Power, It Would Be Deafness

If I Could Have One Super Power, It Would Be Deafness

  Deaf people are awesome.   Chan Ho Park: Diarrhea Man (TotalProSports) Get Your Penis Penazzled! (TheChive) Star Wars Soap! (SuperTremendous) Bar Rafaeli And Jersey Shore (Coed) The Creepiest Unsolved Crimes Out There (Cracked) Brookyln…

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