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Why does Peter Pan fly? You’d fly too if someone hit you in the peter with a pan.

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If Autotrader Was Honest

If Autotrader Was Honest

Buying a car online is like ordering a phone book prostitute: you’ll never get what you paid for, and you’ll probably get screwed in the end.  It would be a lot easier to shop for cars online if sites like autotrader.com were honest…

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The Best TV Talk Show Fights Ever

The Best TV Talk Show Fights Ever

It’s hard to believe that we’ve never had a "Best Talk Show Fights" article on Holy Taco before.  Stupid people fighting and Holy Taco go together like water balloons and urine. Here are some of our favorite talk show figh…

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Nice to Meet You, Mrs. Kool-Aid Man

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Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

Okay, it’s Monday night.  Most of the people going grocery shopping on a Monday night are single, and I don’t think I’m the only one that understands this.  You can also go shopping on Thursday night if you’re singl…

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Celebrity Facebook Status Updates

Celebrity Facebook Status Updates

You can tell a lot about a person by their facebook status updates, and you can tell even more about them by how their friends react to those status updates.  This is why many celebrities are turning to social media as a form of public relation…

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Get On My Horse

Get On My Horse

Shut Up Woman! Get On My Horse! – Watch more Funny Videos Congratulations! You will now have this song stuck in your head for the entire weekend. For the infinite loop version, go to www.getonmyhorse.com.   Stacy Kiebler Is Hot And Talen…

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News That Is Both Real and Weird!

News That Is Both Real and Weird!

Guest Column: Your Site Is Cool, I Guess

Guest Column: Your Site Is Cool, I Guess

  (Holy Taco’s Facebook Fan Page recently surpassed the coveted 2,000 Fans benchmark. To celebrate this momentus occasion, we asked our 2,000th Facebook Fan to write a guest article explaining why he likes Holy Taco so much.  This i…

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If Celebrities Looked Like Their Names

If Celebrities Looked Like Their Names

Sometimes celebrities have stupid names, and since there’s nothing else going on in the world (that we can make fun of), we decided to target them and see what it would be like if celebrities with stupid names actually looked like the ridiculo…

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Remember How You’ve Always Wanted to Eat Your Own Hands?

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Mama! I Made a Baby Ruth! Chocolate?

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