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The Funniest Article Ever Posted In The History of Holy Taco

…would be censored, almost certainly removed, and would possibly cause Holy Taco to be deleted from the internet in a SOPA world because it contained a link to another page on the internet, that contained a funny video from Break or Youtube that its…

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Merry Christmas, from Holy Taco and Kenny Rogers!

posted 12/25/2009
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How the Grinch Touched Christmas

posted 12/24/2009
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Our friends at Team Tiger Awesome put together this excellent Grinch video just in time for the holidays, and we feel that they really tapped into what the holiday season is all about: child molestation and murder. Be sure to check out…

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Let It Snow!

posted 12/22/2009
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Welcome Back, Dead Celebrities of 2009

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2009 has been a busy year for celebrity deaths. We think it’s only appropriate to honor our favorite fallen entertainers in the best way we know how: by bringing them back from the dead as zombies for one last "we think you were pretty aw…

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A Flowchart to Determine if You’ve Been Naughty or Nice This Year

posted 12/17/2009
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What are you going to get for Christmas? Is Santa going to leave a shiny new Schwinn under your tree, or take a huge steamy dump in your stocking? That all depends on where you rank on Santa’s master list, and we’ve created a flowchart t…

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Guest Column: You Are All a Bunch of Buttholes

posted 12/16/2009
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Like most kids, my favorite time of year is Christmas time. I don’t understand why Thanksgiving is so great, and I can’t wait until it’s over because that means it’s almost time for Christmas. That’s the t…

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Diagram of the New Boeing 787

posted 12/15/2009
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Today was the innaugural flight of Boeing’s Dreamliner 787 airplane, which is a super-huge plane that you probably don’t give a shit about. We definitely give a shit about it because flying sucks, and anything that makes our airpla…

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The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

posted 12/14/2009
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Holiday movies are consistently filled with Christmas imagery, uplifting stories, and hot babes. You have to be careful though, because the babes in holiday movies always have some faults. We’ve outlined the pros and cons of some of the …

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As Much As You Want To…

posted 12/11/2009
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Gym Bingo

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Your gym is a lot like Amy Winehouse: it’s smelly, constantly covered in sweat, and it houses some of the worst human behavior on Earth. On top of that, the only reason you go there is to torture and exhaust yourself, so your next trip t…

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The Funniest Article Ever Posted In The History of Holy Taco

Merry Christmas, from Holy Taco and Kenny Rogers!

How the Grinch Touched Christmas

Doggystyle

Let It Snow!

Welcome Back, Dead Celebrities of 2009

A Flowchart to Determine if You’ve Been Naughty or Nice This Year

Guest Column: You Are All a Bunch of Buttholes

Diagram of the New Boeing 787

The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

As Much As You Want To…

Gym Bingo

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