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Why does Peter Pan fly? You’d fly too if someone hit you in the peter with a pan.

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It’s a Tough Contest, But I’m Betting On Electricity in the 9th

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Classic Clip: What News Anchors Do During Commercials

Classic Clip: What News Anchors Do During Commercials

So This Is What They Do During The Break. – Watch more Funny Videos There are no good videos on the internet today, so here’s one of our favorite old clips, featuring Chicago news anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange. Yeah, that’…

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Pedobear: He’s Everywhere You Want To Be

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The Hottest Girls In The WWE (TotalProSports)   Dapper Dudes And Silhouette Shirts (MadeMan)   David Ragan And His Crazy Experiments (AllLeftTurns)   T.J Miller Auditions For Yogi Bear (ScreenJunkies)   The New Guys Of The UFC (C…

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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Nickname Should Be

A Flowchart to Determine What Your Nickname Should Be

Flowcharts are a great tool for finding solutions to difficult problems.  That’s why we’ve created a flowchart to help you solve one of the most difficult problems of all: what to use as your super-cool nickname.  

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Another Internet Commenter Magazine

Another Internet Commenter Magazine

Holy Taco has the best comments section on the entire internet.  We’d gladly pit our commenters against any other site’s commenters in a battle of wits, and they’d easily kick ass and take usernames. That’s why we’…

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7 Untelevised Football Sideline Moments

7 Untelevised Football Sideline Moments

Football sidelines are full of interesting moments.  Many of these moments are caught on television, but a lot of them are never seen by the viewing audience at home.  Luckily, we’ve managed to get our hands on some of the best unsee…

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Not A Single Hoe In Nashville?

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Charles Barkley Paints His Face White Mocking Sosa on TNT [video] (TotalProSports)   The Ernet Hemingway Desk (MadeMan)   Man vs. Table (AllLeftTurns)   Sexman vs Jason Part 2! (ScreenJunkies)   Junie Browning Makes Life Hard (Ca…

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Japanese Wresting Is Entertaining

Japanese Wresting Is Entertaining

  American wresting has nothing on the stupid sh*t they’re doing in Japan. It’s hard to tell, but I think the giant voodoo Hulkster is winning. Watcha gonna do when the giant stuffed Hulkster runs wild on YOU, Japan?    …

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They’re The Dead Ones Lying In The Gutter

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it’s difficult to determine if you should or shouldn’t jerk off to something.  That’s why we’ve created…

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