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The Future is Not Now! 12 Futures Movies Lied to Us About

It’s 2012 which means we’re living in the future! The future! Flying cars and sex droids are literally everywhere and Holy Taco is now run by a cyborg albino and his sassy, jive-talking hologram sidekick Jim Tews. It’s quite the sight. But the …

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Holy Taco Predicts the News for 2011

posted 12/28/2010
by Ian Fortey

Every year, famed fraud and carrion-eater Sylvia Browne releases a set of predictions for the forth coming year, because she claims to be a psychic and relies on the people who pay her thousands upon thousands of dollars a year to never look back a…

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Five Signs That the Future Is Now

posted 12/09/2010
by Jame Gumb

As a boy, I used to sit and ponder the future, and all the technological marvels that were in store. Well my friends, the future is now. With the exception of space travel and hover cars, we might as well be living in a god-damed “Jetsons epi…

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Soon You Will Be Able to Un-Ironically Say You Own a Jet Pack

posted 11/19/2010
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Remember that time we were all lied to by science? The time we were all told we’d all have jet packs by now? Well, it seems science wasn’t lying to us as much as it was just trying to stall as it stood in front of a curtain we were all …

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13 Glimpses into Google’s Post-Apocalyptic Future

posted 08/17/2010
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It’s a good thing Google runs the world now, or at least the way we find pictures of the world, and sometimes hilarious lists about the world. And thanks to their hard work providing us with lucky searches and pictures of boobs when we searc…

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A Look To The Future: Justin Bieber

posted 06/04/2010
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Justin Bieber really took the world by storm in 2010. Millions of young teenage girls realized they had vaginas when they first heard this 14-year-old Canadian R&B sensation croon about love, loss and all manner of adult topics that 14-year-old…

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5 Things Your Parents Thought Would Exist By Now

posted 05/17/2010
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The 1950′s and 60′s was a heyday for Science Fiction. Theaters and television schedules were overflowing with visionary depictions of the future, where everyone wore silver jumpsuits, robots handled household chores, and space travel was…

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It’s Not Looking Good for Carrot Top

posted 03/10/2010
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Kid Gets KO’d Then Pisses Himself (TotalProSports) The 5 Places Anderson Could Land (BleacherReport) Boba Fetts Career is Over (Manofest) Spring Break Hotness (Coed) We All Love Breasts (LemonDrop) How Much M…

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PSA’s From the Future

posted 07/19/2009
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I have no idea what these "PSA’s From the Future" are for, exactly. What I do know is that a robot punches an old lady in one of them, and that’s more than enough to win my favor on a Lazy Sunday.

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Monday Afternoon Link Dump

posted 06/22/2009
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Mel B Sucks A Lollipop (TheDailyFix) Teresa Noreen Is HOT (GorillaMask) The Dos Equis Academy (DosEquis) What Your Porn Says About You (LemonDrop) Hot And Flexible Yoga Babes (Coed) Myleene Klass Is Sexy (Maxim) &n…

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The Future is Not Now! 12 Futures Movies Lied to Us About

Holy Taco Predicts the News for 2011

Five Signs That the Future Is Now

Soon You Will Be Able to Un-Ironically Say You Own a Jet Pack

13 Glimpses into Google’s Post-Apocalyptic Future

A Look To The Future: Justin Bieber

5 Things Your Parents Thought Would Exist By Now

It’s Not Looking Good for Carrot Top

PSA’s From the Future

Monday Afternoon Link Dump

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