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25 Predictions for the Year 2050

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People like to make predictions about the future because it’s fun to speculate and who the hell is ever going to remember if you were right or wrong when it comes to pass anyway?

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The Future is Not in 2013

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Well, it’s 2013. You officially live in the world of tomorrow. Is it everything you hoped it would be? Don’t answer that because it’s not. It’s such a load of crap and we all know it. Let us now vent out disgust over all the ways the future has …

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Who Will Go #1 In The 2034 NFL Draft?

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Folks, we’re all currently steeped deep within the burly, possibly HGH raging heart of the NFL draft, a glorious time of year when we watch college kids walk on to a stage to put on a hat that will no longer fit them once they become stars and their…

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The Future is Not Now! 12 Futures Movies Lied to Us About

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It’s 2012 which means we’re living in the future! The future! Flying cars and sex droids are literally everywhere and Holy Taco is now run by a cyborg albino and his sassy, jive-talking hologram sidekick Jim Tews. It’s quite the sight. But the …

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Holy Taco Predicts the News for 2011

Holy Taco Predicts the News for 2011

Every year, famed fraud and carrion-eater Sylvia Browne releases a set of predictions for the forth coming year, because she claims to be a psychic and relies on the people who pay her thousands upon thousands of dollars a year to never look back a…

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Five Signs That the Future Is Now

Five Signs That the Future Is Now

As a boy, I used to sit and ponder the future, and all the technological marvels that were in store. Well my friends, the future is now. With the exception of space travel and hover cars, we might as well be living in a god-damed “Jetsons epi…

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Soon You Will Be Able to Un-Ironically Say You Own a Jet Pack

Soon You Will Be Able to Un-Ironically Say You Own a Jet Pack

Remember that time we were all lied to by science? The time we were all told we’d all have jet packs by now? Well, it seems science wasn’t lying to us as much as it was just trying to stall as it stood in front of a curtain we were all …

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13 Glimpses into Google’s Post-Apocalyptic Future

13 Glimpses into Google’s Post-Apocalyptic Future

It’s a good thing Google runs the world now, or at least the way we find pictures of the world, and sometimes hilarious lists about the world. And thanks to their hard work providing us with lucky searches and pictures of boobs when we searc…

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A Look To The Future: Justin Bieber

A Look To The Future: Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber really took the world by storm in 2010. Millions of young teenage girls realized they had vaginas when they first heard this 14-year-old Canadian R&B sensation croon about love, loss and all manner of adult topics that 14-year-old…

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5 Things Your Parents Thought Would Exist By Now

5 Things Your Parents Thought Would Exist By Now

The 1950′s and 60′s was a heyday for Science Fiction. Theaters and television schedules were overflowing with visionary depictions of the future, where everyone wore silver jumpsuits, robots handled household chores, and space travel was…

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It’s Not Looking Good for Carrot Top

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