galleries – Holytaco

25 Galleries You Won’t See on Holy Taco Now That We No Longer Do Girl Galleries

We’re moving on from focusing on girl galleries here at Holy taco to focus more on unique, editorial content. It’s not that we don’t like girl galleries, we’re just leaving them for the other guys. Because of that, hereR…

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Holy Taco Breaks Up with Girls

posted 05/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

Listen, we need to talk. The last few years have been awesome, they really have. We had good times. Remember when we thought up the name “Taco Belle?” That was clever. Cuz like, it’s Belle as in beauty or whatever, but it’s also like the restaur…

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25 Hideous Christmas Trees

posted 12/22/2010
by Ian Fortey

The Christmas tree is an integral part of the holiday season, without it we have no place to hang candy canes or stash Heinekens. But proper tree choice is essential, or you’ll end up with one of these things.

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25 Muppets in Unwholesome Situations

posted 12/21/2010
by Ian Fortey

The Muppets are a staple of childhood entertainment and, like all childhood staples, are easily corruptible. Enjoy!

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25 Crazy Ice Storm Pics

posted 12/20/2010
by Ian Fortey

Did we try this gallery last week? We did, and it was so awesome it blew up the website for a day. Now it’s back, and we’re hoping everything stays put. That aside, ice be crazy, am I right?

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25 Ridiculous Bongs

posted 12/19/2010
by Ian Fortey

Miley Cyrus decided to make bongs popular again for enjoying legal smoking herbs… anyway, here’s some bongs for you to enjoy some sage or rosemary or whatever.

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25 Completely Preposterous Pictures of Flavor Flav

posted 12/18/2010
by Ian Fortey

Flavor Flav has not only contributed to music history by being a part of Public Enemy, he’s contributed to ridiculous history by being completely ridiculous. Look!

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25 Things Written on Butts

posted 12/17/2010
by Ian Fortey

We have no idea when or why people started writing on butts, there’s still lots of paper in the world, but oh well. It happens. Look at it

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25 Not So Bad Ass Mr. Ts

posted 12/15/2010
by Ian Fortey

Mr. T pities the fool, so likely there’s a whole pantload of pity in this gallery.

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25 Creepy Ancient Idols

posted 12/14/2010
by Ian Fortey

Idolatry has been making a come back in the last decade thanks to American Idol and its knock offs. Let’s celebrate its roots with some creepy little stone and metal dudes from around the world. Some of these were meant to give you boners. …

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