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17 Photos of Sexy Argentinian Soccer Fans

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Life is good for the people of Argentina right now.

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Meet Claudia Ochoa Felix, World’s Sexiest Drug Cartel Assassin (Allegedly)

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Claudia Ochoa Felix has legs for days, ass for months, and can probably have you executed like the gringo dog you are.

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16 Photos of Rachel Ann Mullins — Actress, Model, and ‘Entourage’ Sushi Girl

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Rachel Ann Mullins is a Los Angeles-based actress who will be appearing in next year’s Entourage movie as a girl who gets sushi eaten off of her, hopefully not by that Turtle guy.

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The 10 Funniest Ashley Wagner Angry Face Memes

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Team USA wound up taking bronze in the competition, and now Wagner is the McKayla Maroney of the 2014 Winter Olympics.

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Baby Juggalos

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The only really cool thing about having a little kid is that you can make it wear whatever you want. You can dress it up like anything for Halloween, or just for dinner. I don’t have a kid, personally, but I imagine that in order to offset th…

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Commemorate Your Poor Taste In Knick Knacks With Commemorative Plates!

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Keepsakes and mementos are nice to have, unless of course they’re ugly commemorative plates. There’s still no clear definition of what level of recognizability an event or entity must reach to be commemorated on a plate, which is probab…

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25 Hot Chicks Fishing

25 Hot Chicks Fishing

You know what’s hotter than fishing? Pretty much everything that doesn’t involve open sores. But that doesn’t mean hot chicks can’t go fishing. I mean, why would it?

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25 Chicks Loving The Taco

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Based on data we’ve gathered about our readers, 1 in 900 of you is a woman and of that sample, 1 in 37 loves us. This gallery is all about those special ladies.

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25 Foods on Sticks That May or May Not Kill You

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In the Gospel of Matthew it’s said that Jesus was given some fish on a stick and he said unto the fishmonger “Lo, let it be known that this kicks so much ass.” And so it was.

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25 Damn Ugly Babies

25 Damn Ugly Babies

Let’s just be clear, we’re not necessarily saying these are ugly babies, we’re just saying that if you Google “ugly babies” you might find all of these kids. On our site.

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25 Fearless Flying Dogs

25 Fearless Flying Dogs

Hey, Monorail cat…suck it.

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