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Baby Juggalos

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by Jim Tews

The only really cool thing about having a little kid is that you can make it wear whatever you want. You can dress it up like anything for Halloween, or just for dinner. I don’t have a kid, personally, but I imagine that in order to offset th…

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Commemorate Your Poor Taste In Knick Knacks With Commemorative Plates!

posted 08/04/2011
by Jim Tews

Keepsakes and mementos are nice to have, unless of course they’re ugly commemorative plates. There’s still no clear definition of what level of recognizability an event or entity must reach to be commemorated on a plate, which is probab…

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25 Hot Chicks Fishing

posted 01/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

You know what’s hotter than fishing? Pretty much everything that doesn’t involve open sores. But that doesn’t mean hot chicks can’t go fishing. I mean, why would it?

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25 Chicks Loving The Taco

posted 01/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

Based on data we’ve gathered about our readers, 1 in 900 of you is a woman and of that sample, 1 in 37 loves us. This gallery is all about those special ladies.

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25 Foods on Sticks That May or May Not Kill You

posted 01/23/2011
by Ian Fortey

In the Gospel of Matthew it’s said that Jesus was given some fish on a stick and he said unto the fishmonger “Lo, let it be known that this kicks so much ass.” And so it was.

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25 Damn Ugly Babies

posted 01/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

Let’s just be clear, we’re not necessarily saying these are ugly babies, we’re just saying that if you Google “ugly babies” you might find all of these kids. On our site.

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25 Fearless Flying Dogs

posted 01/21/2011
by Ian Fortey

Hey, Monorail cat…suck it.

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25 Offputting Inflatables

posted 01/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

In a perfect world, we would inflate basketballs, tiny boats and tinier pools. But the world isn’t perfect, is it? And these things exist.

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25 Cat Girls

posted 01/19/2011
by Ian Fortey

Remember Catwoman? Man alive, did that movie suck so bad. On an unrelated note, here are 25 girls dressed as cats.

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25 Things That Look Like Dildos

posted 01/17/2011
by Ian Fortey

There’s plenty of vegetables and whatnot out there that look like penises, but who knew so many things also look like tools for manually working your naughty places?

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25 Pics of Lou Ferrigno Macking on the Ladies

posted 01/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

They didn’t call Lou Ferrigno Incredible for nothing. Mostly it was because it was the name of his character, but a bit of it was because ladies love a giant, green dude.

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Baby Juggalos

Commemorate Your Poor Taste In Knick Knacks With Commemorative Plates!

25 Hot Chicks Fishing

25 Chicks Loving The Taco

25 Foods on Sticks That May or May Not Kill You

25 Damn Ugly Babies

25 Fearless Flying Dogs

25 Offputting Inflatables

25 Cat Girls

25 Things That Look Like Dildos

25 Pics of Lou Ferrigno Macking on the Ladies

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