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Baby Juggalos

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by Jim Tews

The only really cool thing about having a little kid is that you can make it wear whatever you want. You can dress it up like anything for Halloween, or just for dinner. I don’t have a kid, personally, but I imagine that in order to offset th…

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25 Girls on Ice

posted 01/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

Generally speaking the cold is awful because it can kill you, which is why winter has been hunted for years. Another suck hole part of this abysmal temperature is that it forces most of us to bundle up in parkas and other wooly-type items. Lucky …

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25 Brokedown Hoopties

posted 01/12/2011
by Ian Fortey

Every year car makers try their best to entire people to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a new model just because it comes with cup holders and an 8-track player. But some bold drivers say “No, I’d rather drive this piece of crap…

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25 Offputting Male Strippers

posted 01/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

In general male strippers are a different breed of dude – generally guys who wax a lot and work out. And sometimes they suffer head trauma, thyroid conditions and meth addictions and turn into these guys. And yet women pay to see them naked.…

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25 Completely Wrong Pics of Women Breastfeeding Animals

posted 01/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

The internet has about 20 million pictures of boobs. Of those 20 million, there are at least 25 awful ones that have animals latched on to them. We have no idea why this is happening.

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25 Pics of Keith Richards Looking Like Grim Death

posted 01/09/2011
by Ian Fortey

Keith Richards is reprising his role as Jack Sparrow’s dad in the next Pirates of the Caribbean film. Also, there is no such thing as a decent photograph of this man. There really isn’t. Enjoy a bevy of pics of him mere inches from g…

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25 People Peeing in Public

posted 01/08/2011
by Ian Fortey

Sometimes nature calls at inopportune moments; that’s how fancy people who eat with cutlery and off of plates say that sometimes you need to piss in public. Of course, sometimes you don’t.

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25 Parkour Pics

posted 01/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

Parkour is a French thing that involves getting from one place to another and traversing obstacles as quickly and efficiently as possible, even if that means Spidermanning your way across buildings and such. Do you need to do all those backflips a…

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25 Pics of Ke$ha Doing the Trailer Park Proud

posted 01/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

That Kesha girl sure is popular. She also seems like she might carry with her the vague odor of mac and cheese and beer.

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25 Vintage Racist Ads

posted 01/05/2011
by Ian Fortey

There was a time when ad executives didn’t want to use cavemen and boobs to sell everything – they felt the best way to demonstrate the usefulness of their product was by peppering ads with a healthy dose of ignorance and racism. The …

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25 Zombie Girls

posted 01/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

Zombies are pretty awesome, and so are the ladies. Put them together and it’s a weird kind of awesome that makes you feel a bit uncomfortable.

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25 Smutty Old Pieces of Erotic Art

posted 01/03/2011
by Ian Fortey

Back before the internet, like in the 80′s, there was no viable source of porn. So our 80′s ancestors created this kind of stuff to get off. It’s about as awesome as it seems.

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Baby Juggalos

25 Girls on Ice

25 Brokedown Hoopties

25 Offputting Male Strippers

25 Completely Wrong Pics of Women Breastfeeding Animals

25 Pics of Keith Richards Looking Like Grim Death

25 People Peeing in Public

25 Parkour Pics

25 Pics of Ke$ha Doing the Trailer Park Proud

25 Vintage Racist Ads

25 Zombie Girls

25 Smutty Old Pieces of Erotic Art

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