Let's Bet On The Ponies And Chug Mint Juleps

May 1st, 2008 | 07:40 pm

The Kentucky Derby isn't just about stupid hats and bourbon drinking contests. It's also about gambling away your child's college/dinner money on one of the world's dumbest animals. But, instead of breaking down the Kentucky Derby with hardcore analysis of...

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Alright, this column is getting embarrassing. I'm 0-3 and last week I put down a "John Holmes' Penis" sized bet on the piece of shit Ravens last week, so there's gonna be a few people who won't be getting Christmas presents this year. Mostly cousins. But one...

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