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Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette

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It’s 11 PM on a Friday night. You’re sitting at home, doing what you always do: leaving negative comments on HolyTaco.com and searching the web for free tranny porn (not that you like it, but just for a “goof” … cough,…

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The Inner Monologue of a Degenerate Gambler Watching That Kid with Down Syndrome Score a Touchdown

posted 09/30/2010
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It took me weeks, but I finally found a bookie who would let me bet on high-school football games. And now my persistence has paid off. I’m about to win $10,000! I knew there was no way the Panthers would cover a 40 point over! They have no o…

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The Upside of a Football Gambling Addiction

posted 08/25/2010
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Football season is about to begin, which means football gamblers like myself are beside themselves with anticipation. In fact, the next five months will be some of the happiest of my life. Of course by happy, I mean miserable, but at this point, fe…

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Let’s Bet On The Ponies And Chug Mint Juleps

posted 05/01/2008
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The Kentucky Derby isn’t just about stupid hats and bourbon drinking contests. It’s also about gambling away your child’s college/dinner money on one of the world’s dumbest animals. But, instead of breaking down the Kentucky…

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Un-Lock Of the Weekend

posted 12/20/2007
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Alright, this column is getting embarrassing. I’m 0-3 and last week I put down a “John Holmes’ Penis” sized bet on the piece of shit Ravens last week, so there’s gonna be a few people who won’t be getting Christ…

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Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette

The Inner Monologue of a Degenerate Gambler Watching That Kid with Down Syndrome Score a Touchdown

The Upside of a Football Gambling Addiction

Let’s Bet On The Ponies And Chug Mint Juleps

Un-Lock Of the Weekend

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