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Place Bets On Which Companies Facebook Will Buy Next

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If you’re a compulsive gambler and are also very tuned in to what’s happening on the business side the tech industry, PaddyPower.com will either make you extremely rich or so poor you’ll have to — GASP! –use far cheaper non-Apple product…

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6 Lessons for Surviving Las Vegas

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Odds are if you’re in Las Vegas, you’re going for the same reason I do: to seek out those elusive gaps in your escort card collection:

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Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette

Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette

It’s 11 PM on a Friday night. You’re sitting at home, doing what you always do: leaving negative comments on HolyTaco.com and searching the web for free tranny porn (not that you like it, but just for a “goof” … cough,…

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The Inner Monologue of a Degenerate Gambler Watching That Kid with Down Syndrome Score a Touchdown

The Inner Monologue of a Degenerate Gambler Watching That Kid with Down Syndrome Score a Touchdown

It took me weeks, but I finally found a bookie who would let me bet on high-school football games. And now my persistence has paid off. I’m about to win $10,000! I knew there was no way the Panthers would cover a 40 point over! They have no o…

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The Upside of a Football Gambling Addiction

The Upside of a Football Gambling Addiction

Football season is about to begin, which means football gamblers like myself are beside themselves with anticipation. In fact, the next five months will be some of the happiest of my life. Of course by happy, I mean miserable, but at this point, fe…

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Let’s Bet On The Ponies And Chug Mint Juleps

Let’s Bet On The Ponies And Chug Mint Juleps

The Kentucky Derby isn’t just about stupid hats and bourbon drinking contests. It’s also about gambling away your child’s college/dinner money on one of the world’s dumbest animals. But, instead of breaking down the Kentucky…

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Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Alright, this column is getting embarrassing. I’m 0-3 and last week I put down a “John Holmes’ Penis” sized bet on the piece of shit Ravens last week, so there’s gonna be a few people who won’t be getting Christ…

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